THERES BLACK WIDOW AND LOKI SPOILERS ON THIS CHAPTER SO BE CAREFUL YALL
someone get marvel on the phone cause istg those mfs will be paying for my therapyso i saw black widow this past weekend and i think i'm emotionally done
and then i had to deal with loki wednesday and now i'm just 😀
WTF WAS THAT SYLVIE AND LOKI KISS I WANTED TO THROW UPi'm sorry but it's literally selfcest
SEE WHAT I MEAN
and everyone's mad at sylvie for killing hE wHo SeEs AlL but y'all if it wasn't for her we wouldn't be getting kang the conqueror so honestly what a liberating queen 😍💅
and marvel had no right adding that post credit scene in black widow 🤨
i was sitting there fucking sobbing but valentina popped up and said here's your next target and then clint popped up and
yelena stans 🤝 #itshouldvebeenclint
i'll be rooting for you girl in the hawkeye series don't let me down 😜
AND WAS I THE ONLY ONE ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WHEN MELINA WOULDNT LET THE ALEXI PIG BREATHE LFMAOOS
she was sitting there talking and talking and talking and the pig if fucking dying on the floor and i was sitting there like wtf
it's okay tho cause melina is such a hottie like yes maam rail me please 🧎🏻♀️
that's enough for me on this topic tun in next time for more ranting abt some random shit
- jas
ps. nat is such a poser 🙄🙄🙄
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