the intrusive thoughts of jasmine

suprise! im preggers!

guys..

i posted a pic of sebastian stan on my insta story

and i wrote " so i'm 34 weeks today " yknow quoting kylie jenner as one does

and deadass 20 people replied and asked "your pregnant!?!?!?"

so now everybody thinks i'm actually pregnant

this one guy slid up and said "pregnant?" and i was like "yup 34 weeks" and he said "deadass? who's the dad?" and i said

sebastian stan

so he left me on read

if a rumor starts going around that i'm pregnant and it somehow gets to my parents i'm gonna lose it

it's so funny but now i'm actually scared people think i'm pregnant

everyone i know gossips i don't trust anyone

anyways so yeah 34 weeks and counting <3