Hiiii guuuys!! My name is y/n Potterson, or shall I say, y/n Sheeran UwU *blushes 0/////0 UwU OwO*. I have long fair blonde hair, pale skin covered in gorgeous freckles and color-changing-glow-in-the-dark-rainbow eyes depending on the lighting UwU ÓwÒ QwQ. I am factually the skinniest person alive on earth right now as my waistline is literally 4 cms but everybody calls me a fatty and bullies me,,,,,,, b-be-bec-beca-bec-c-c-c-c-becau—se m-m-m-m-m-m-my b-b-b-bo-boyfriend,,,,,,,, h——he,,,,,,, he's Ed Sheeran,,,,, you heard right,,,,,, my boyfriend is the worlds most famous ginger 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But no matter how much hate we get!!!!! It will take more than some jealous fugly bitches to take Ed from me😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Speaking of Eddy, I just received a text from him!!!!!!!! I wonder what he's going to tell me UwU OwO << Hey y/n *lipbite* yk I want ur love, wanna hang at the British core pub xD>> OMG!!!!!!! A date??????? I'm so excited!! I rush to my closet and grab my most elegant-chic-sexy-hot-emo-goth-nun-preschool-teacher-milf-kind-of-sexy and Sprint to the pub! *your outfit *
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And just as I open the pub's door, I find Ed sitting at a table his outfit has me drooling🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
*daddy Eddy's fit 🥺🥺🥺🥺*
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<<hey y/n!!! U looking good my pretty little Galway girl😏😏😏😏😏>> << OMG stop it Eddy!!! Ur making me blush >////////< ur such a perv umph!!!>> <<C'mon kitten Yk I was joking, now let's sit and order some British core food UwU xD>> << OMG yes Ed Ur the best!!!>> I sat on my seat happily, impatient to taste the creamy fish and chips, so aesthetic UwU
While me and Ed consume the flesh, a stranger's figure enters the bar,,,,
