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part 2 lol

Darry:

*boyfriend gets back*

my cousin: we were talking ab different horror movie scenarios you could've died from.

random dude: but ig it doesn't matter now bc here you are.

(Darry being the random dude, Soda being my cousin, Pony being boyfriend)

Soda: i'm not getting in the sink; what am i? an ape? *proceeds to get in the sink*

Pony:

me: wait until she turns two

her: she turns two tomorrow

(y/n being me, her being Pony)

Dallas:

him: you almost died

me: that's why it's funny

(the gang being him, Dallas being me)

Steve:

everyone: how do you keep those so white?

him: i clean them

(the gang being everyone, Steve being him)

Johnny:  holly, if you were a song you'd be orange juice and mrs potato head by melanie martinez

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Needed Me by Rihanna is the vibe rn tbh


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