the outsiders || preferences

the gang as funny things people have said pt3

ponyboy: 

"watch my mom be stalking me on life360 and she's gonna wonder why we're all chillin in a Kroger parking lot out of state" -me

cousin: imagine going back to school

me: imagine being so socially inept you have to do school online.

(pony being me, soda being cousin)

sodapop: 

me: good morning baby

s/o: its 3:30 pm

(soda as me, anyone but sandy as s/o)

aunt: i call her rocky

me: why? bc her emotions are unstable?

aunt: i was talking about my granddaughter not your sister.

(darry being aunt, soda being me)

darry: 

my mom: go chase her

cousin: *gets up* ...and i had to walk away to make sure i didn't kill him-OH MY GOD WHERE DID SHE GO 

(darry being my mom, pony being her, soda being cousin)

cousin 1: it's ok your dads birth certificate is on a stone

 cousin 2: his mom was going to school w moses

me: no, noah. her classmates were the animals

cousin 2: adam and eve were the parents of her first boyfriend

(pony being cousin 1, darry being me, soda being cousin 2)

dally: 

"if I had a nickel for every time I've ever been railed in a church basement, id have two nickels. but its weird that it happened twice, right?" -me (true story ;))

me: you wear jeans and a tshirt to every restaurant

my dad: well no. this is dress up clothes have you seen your mothers clothes?

(y/n being me, dally being dad)

johnny: 

me, still on the island floaty: :)

cousin: remember how much effort it took to get on this?

me: yeah

cousin: *flips me over*

me: :(

(johnny being me, two-bit being cousin)

two-bit: 

 "i hate when people say white people can't cook, look at our meth labs. it's so good even the police want it" -me

me: i felt the raindrop on my eyebrow

cousin: what eyebrow

me: the paralyzed one

(two-bit being either one lol, dally being cousin)

steve: 

"i hit the uno attack button four times in a row and didn't get a thing. THATS luck." -me (also true story)

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that's me in the picture ;)

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