Enter Happosai, The pervy Roomate.

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This chapter is based off of episode 33 "Enter Happosai, the Lustful Lecher.

POV Y/N

I wasn't enrolled yet But I could still a least walk with them. On the way home it started to rain.

Akane: Achoo! Am I catching a cold. I guess I'd better take a hot bath.

As we turned a corner we saw the girls sprint team with what an small man in a ninja costume hanging of of one of the girls. He jumped from one girl to another.

As one of the girls was beating on the little man Akane walked up to the group.

Akane: Hey whachoo guys doing?

STG 1 (Sprint Team Girl):Oh Akane.

This seemed to catch the geezer's attention.

Happosai: Akane?

He jumped from one of the girls trying to land on Akane but was blocked by Akane using her ( I'm gonna be honest I don't know what to call it) binder.

STG 2: You know this creep, Akane?

Akane: Do I?

Happosai: It's me Akane.

The tiny man tore off his mask to reveal an old man.

After a small exchange of confused looks the old man spoke again.

Happosai: You don't remember me? How cold hearted of you.

The old man began to fain a cry.

Akane: Hold on.

Happosai: Give me a minute. Maybe I'll-- Too late. I know when I'm Not wanted . Just allow me to have a good cry--

With out warning launched.

Happosai: In your bosom!

As soon as he was off the ground he was in it. Ranma in his girl form had stomped on him.

Ranma: Yuck. Hey, Where'd the freak come from?

Happosai: Akane?

He jumped in to Ranma's breasts to which I responded with hitting so hard his face imprinted on the concrete.

Ranma: You dirty old man.

Y/N: What do you think you're doing?

Happosai: Well if they are Soun's daughters them you must be Genma's son.

Akane: Hey, How do you know my father?

Happosai: The you mean you really are Akane?

Akane: Hey you didn't know, who I was at all, did you?

Happosai: No, Life sure is funny that way. Now ain't it girlie?

We continued on our walk home with one more person.

Akane: I'm home.

Ranma: Yo, Mr. Tendo, the old says he knows you.

Y/N: Is he lying?

We walked in to the main room where Soun was.

Happosai: Heya, Nice to see ya.

Soun stood there for a second sweating bullets. Than in a move that none of us would have guessed he bent down and hugged the old gremlin.

Soun: Master, thank heaven you're safe.

Happosai: Fit as a fiddle as you can see.

Akane: Did he say master?

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