Me : * spits out coca cola from McDonald's onto miko * WTF???
miko : seriously?
Me : sorry anyways miko you,bulkhead and breakdown build the pole whilst I get ratchet
Miko :got it * runs off to find the couple * lol
Me : * goes to get ratchet * ratchet? Can you pole dance?
Ratchet :///////////// w-what?
Optimus : of course he can he does it for wheelja-
Ratchet : *throws a wrench at him * NO I DO NOT!!!
Me : okay well you've been dared to pole dance in front of everyone
Ratchet : not everyone please
Me : your gonna have to..... Wait prime how do you know what ratchet does?
Optimus : I can hear wheeljack saying' move those hips baby I'm getting hard'
Ratchet : ///////////////
Me : 0/////0 I need more megastar for this
Starscream : *runs in *you called?
Me : the fuck?!?!?
Megatron : *runs in panting * babe how fucking fast can you run?
Starscream : * turns around * oh hi baby the fleshy called
Ratchet : ALRIGHT I'LL DO THE DARE!!!
Miko : *runs in* the stage is ready
Me : good let's go see it
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Me : dark and gloomy just that ratchet good job
Miko : thanks
Ratchet : * sighs and gets on stage *
Wheeljack : * puts the kids to bed *
Everyone : * sits around the stage *
Ratchet : *starts pole dancing *
Me : he's actually doing it
Wheeljack : MOVE THEM HIPS BABE!!!
Me : wheeljack shut up
Megatron : * is getting hard * he knows how to dance
Starscream : *notices his you know * yeah he does *leaves *
Me :STARSCREAM IS PISSED!!
Ratchet : *stops dancing * //////////////
Wheeljack : don't be embarrassed babe * whispers * you can always dance on my lap tonight
Me : * the only one who heard * what the fuck?
Okay dare done I've realised we've almost done 50 chapters of this story and starscream is pissed at megatron anyways
Rescuebots234 out
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