Me : I wish it didn't have anything to do with maids but whatever
Ratchet : no one better request me to do this
Wheeljack : I'd think you would look hot
Me : the fuck?
Shera : I wouldn't
Bumblebee : bitch yes you would * realises what he said * //////////
Shera : ////////
Me :you'll be bumblebee's maid * smirks *
Bumblebee : *locks his lips *c'here sugar
Me : 0-0
Shera prime : //////////////* Big nosebleed *
Wheeljack : fuck that a hot voice bee
Ratchet : *looks away sad *
Me : *kicks wheeljack in the..... Ya know *
Wheeljack : AHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!
Ratchet : *winks at me *
Me : *finger guns *
Bumblebee : *looks at his girlfriend * I have a few ideas what we can do
Shera : I'll get in the maid dress first
Me : no need * snaps fingers so she is in a maid dress *
Shera : /// DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Me : hahahahaha
Also me : now we wait
~ 3 days later ~
In the distance : bee~ c'mon in
Bumblebee : w-what? /////
Me & ratchet :
Optimus : *walks in * have you seen your brother?
Bumblebee : mmm~~~~ so good
Optimus : nevermind * walks out *
~ 1 day later ~
Me : imma tell him
Shera : no
Me : please?????
Shera : fine
Me : thank you * hugs her in cybertronian form *
Shera : *smiles *
Me : *let's go * anyway BEE!!!!!
Bumblebee : what?
Me : your a dad
Bumblebee : *proceeds to crash *
Me : oh shit
Shera :RATCHET!! BUMBLEBEE IS CRASHING!!!
Ratchet : boom he's fixed * sarcasticly *
Me : oh yeah he's fine
Bumblebee : *on the floor unconscious *
Shera : y-you call that fine? Are you insane?
Me : yeah * does a physco laugh *
Ratchet & Shera : *runs out *
Me : and that's how you scare you soon-to-be sister in law * smiles at camera *
~ 5 days later ~
Optimus : I am your father
Bumblebee : NOOOOOOO!!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Ratchet : *wacks them both with a wrench * shut it
Optimus & bumblebee : *silence *
Me : is bee even doing the dare anymore?
Shera : he completed it yesterday
Me : oh shit yeah he did....... er bye
Another dare done but I better not get another maid dare trust me I've got a lot on my plate anyways
Rescuebots234 out
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