Teyvat Academy's Boarding Students || Genshin Impact Chatfic

two

[Venti added Jean, Xiao, and 3 more to "anemo gang gang]

Jean: what the hell, another one?

Lumine: and what kinda name is "anemo gang gang"?

Venti: keaya was telling me about how the cryo dorms had a groupchat with all of them in it
Venti: and then I asked around, and other than dendro (which literally can't since it's only Baizhu) we're the only dorm without a groupchat

Xiao: we could have kept it that way...

Venti: absolutely not!

Sucrose: well I guess we have a groupchat now!

Kazuha: hello

Lumine: ok this is actually great

Xiao: how so?

Lumine: someone took a bite out of my soap and I wanted to know which one of you fuckers did it.

Kazuha: I'm not quite sure who ate your soap but it certainly wasn't me.

Xiao: why are you even wondering it was definitely venti...

Venti: ehe
Venti: but genuinely this wasn't me

Sucrose: ok, so we know it wasn't Lumine so out of the five of us that's left you are absolutely the most likely to have taken a bite out of someone else's soap

Xiao: yep

Venti: I swear this is absolutely not me
Venti: its probably you Xiao since you were very quick to put the blame on me

Xiao: but there was logic behind it...
Xiao: and sucrose said it too

Lumine: Venti I swear to god, why the fuck did you eat me soap!!???

Venti: I didn't thooo
Venti: and if I did I would atleast own up to it

Lumine: then tell me who did it!

Venti: Jean's been pretty quiet since this discussion started
Venti: and she's reading all the charts so...

Lumine: you expect me to believe that Jean took a bite out of my soap

Xiao: come on Venti, pick someone better than jean to pin the blame onto

Kazuha: I have to say it most likely isn't jean

Jean: actually it was...
Jean: I was really sleep deprived and I saw your soap and I thought it was a sweet
Jean: i put it back hoping you wouldn't notice but
Jean: it appears you did

Lumine: skshhakahsjakahsh what the hell

Venti: oh my god I was right!
Venti: and even I didn't actually think it was Jean...

Kazuha: it seems things don't always go as expected

Jean: I'm very sorry Lumine
Jean: I can buy you another one if you want?

Lumine: no it's fine, but maybe get a bit more sleep

__________

Hydro hotties

Childe: I just thought of the funniest joke!
Childe: what happens to nitrogen in the morning?

Mona: you came up with it? I swear I've seen it before online somewhere...

Childe: it becomes DAYtrogen!

Barbara:...
Barbara: I know it's only like 8 but I'm going to bed...