Love the Danger~ Damiano David x reader story

part 6

after damiano passed out I had to carry him back home but it was an easy task to me cuz I'm really strong #girlboss💪

I placed him on the couch in the living room while I went to get the first aid kit cuz he was bleeding badly and no I'm not gonna call the hospital like I should

by the time I got back I saw him awake and trying to get up "Damiano what the hell do you think you're doing?? you need to rest you sussy baka!😣"

"don't worry baby girl I'm perfectly okay" he said with a struggle to his voice as he tried to help himself up

after seeing him in such a sorry state I had to help him. i started taking my shirt off and came closer to him

"Y-Y/n what are you doing???" he said, blushing

"oh well I was planning to go out, act like a wh0re, lure some perverted guys into an alley, kill them, and then bring them to you so you can drink their blood. BITCH I'M LETTING YOU TAKE MY FUCKING BLOOD SO YOU CAN HEAL YOURSELF YOU DUMB FUCK"

he looked at me stunned and kinda disappointed "no, I can't possibly do that! you're really important to me and-"

"b¡tch stfu you gon' die now drink tf up" I told him as I started to slowly lose my nerves with him and grabbed his face and pulled him closer.

when he felt the smell of my body he almost instinctively bit me but tried to be gentle

when he distanced his head from my neck his wounds started slowly healing and I smiled at him, glad that he's going to be okay

*time skip - one month later*

the day of our wedding has finally arrived, the day when I'm gonna officially become his wife

I walked down to the altar in my white dress that was representing my purity and virginity and how I'm just an object to my husband, amen praise the lord sky daddy supremacy

after the priest was finished with his speech, damiano grabbed me tightly by the waist and passionately kissed me

and then we lived happily ever after yay 🎉

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a/n: and ta-da that's the end of this horrible story that I started for no reason when I was drunk hope I at least managed to make u die from cringe at least once

and for those who might not have noticed (tho I doubt there are any), yes this is, in fact, a satire story. nothing of this was serious I just thought that damiano and ethan reminded me of a vampire and a werewolf so I just decided to roll with it and make one of those cringe 2014 wattpad stories

edit: tf there's actually more than 1k of y'all reading this??? I mean I'm flattered but if I knew I would've made it a bit longer