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FRAT BOY LOSER 😈🍆

sister is watching loud british boy again

he's playing with other british people

and voice of seggsy

mans got deep voice

idfk

it's hot tho

sister says his name is corpse

i am in love

OI

ANSWER CUNT

SORRY I WAS SETTING
SOMETHING UP FOR MY
FRIENDS

i fail to believe you have friends

only me uwu

die.

gladly

wait i'm joking pls don't

you're too seggsy

you don't know what i look
like

you could always show
me

no it'll make your pp stand

and do dance?

and do dance

but no

sigh.

really need more content
to use le hand for

uh

you jerk of your minecraft and porn don't you?

OMG  WE CAN CREATE MINECRAFT
PORN

lol ok

what version you got?

bedrock 😐

i jave bedrock i just havent
played it in a while

what's your user?

minecraftgardeningtool

i-

very creative

ikr

add it

there

i knew you were soft.

MY JAVA USERNAME
IS SO MUCH BETTER

i'll believe it when i see it.

'PandasCanPvP'

shut up

you can call me hoe if i can call you
pandas.

deal.

call??

sure

BUT NO FT

fine

INCOMING CALL
Pandas 😈🍆
Accept Decline

"Waddup baby"

Along sigh ran through the phone. Tristan erupted in giggles.

"How are you, Tony?" She asked.

"I thought my name was pandas." Tristan froze. She could of sworn she's heard that voice before. Clearing her throat, she spoke into her ear piece.

"I suppose we can switch up every now and then." The other side was quiet. Tristan was confused on if she said something wrong. There was a sound of movement coming from the other side. The girl scoffed, ready to say a joke.

"Don't." The deeper voice called out. Tristan sighed.

"I was only putting on my earbuds." Scoffing, Tristan mumbled.

"Yeah right. I make de pp stand and you know it." The man snorted, speaking up.

"Sure do."

Tristan grinned at this, her eyes lighting up.

"I don't think it would be good for a 50 something year old man to be talking to lil ol me so suggestively." She joked, leaning more into her desk.

"Twenty." The voice called out. Tristan furrowed her eyebrows.

"Twenty year old man." He finished. The blonde rose her eyebrows.

"I guess we're closer in age than I thought."

"I was hoping for a milf."

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"You sound so much like a bottom right now. Making me swoon." Tristan fake moaned into the mic.

The other side was quiet. Tristan snorted at her actions. That sure made him shut up.

"Aw pandas, why so quiet?" She spoke, playfulness in her tone. The line was still quiet, only clicking was heard.

"Join the game, hoe."

(454 words)

A/N: So the next chapter will be completely written. ALSO Tristan make Sappy pp stand? Okay I don't know what to say anymore but uh BYE.

DRINK WAWA AND EAT FOODIES

VOTE COMMENT AND FOLLOW

- Author

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