Grudgeby

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It was the next day again and I woke up from the couch. "Why does a couch feel like a five star bed right now" I ask myself
I try to get up but I feel a weight on me stopping me. I look over to Lucia whose out like a light. One of her legs wrapped around mine. "Come on noceda you still aggravate me even when you aren't awake" I sigh
I use a shadow step to get out of it. I put my hands in my pockets and look around. "Ya know now that I think about it I should probably have a weapon other than my scythe. I would definitely kill anything with that" I said
I look and see lucias bat. I then get a idea. I go too edas human stash and look in the pile and low and behold there was one. It was a golden bat with leather wrap on the handle.

"Yeah you will do" I saidI swung it a little and it was perfect

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"Yeah you will do" I said
I swung it a little and it was perfect. I went out of the pile but then tripped as something rolled out from under me. I look down and see a skateboard.

"Guess this is good too, I can annoy bump with this" I saidI pick that up and go back to see Lucia still asleep

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"Guess this is good too, I can annoy bump with this" I said
I pick that up and go back to see Lucia still asleep. "Geez she can sleep through anything" I said
I shake her awake. "Noceda get your lazy butt up" I said
She didn't budge. I sigh as I grab a bottle of whiskey. I open the top and take out the quirk making a pop sound. She then sprang up and looked around. "Where's the booze" Lucia said
I drink a little and throw it to her. She caught it and drank some. "Oh how I miss you" Lucia said rubbing her cheek on the bottle
How is she so cute when she's wanting booze. "Noceda it's breakfast time." I said
She finally got up from the couch. "Alright blight" Lucia said
"No it's Noceda now" I said
"I know I just wanna annoy you" Lucia said
We went to the kitchen and I looked in the fridge. There was some weird version of milk here that's from a slitherbeast. I guess that will work. I got some flour and griffin eggs then started making pancakes. Lucia was cooking something else. "What are you cooking lu" I ask
"Is that a new nickname I hear" Lucia said
"I can't call you noceda anymore since I'm changing so that's what I came up with. So what are you cooking" I ask
"Breakfast burrito" Lucia said
"That actually sounds good. Camilla's recipe I'm guessing" I ask
She nods her head. Oh I can't wait for that. Then as we were cooking I heard tiny footsteps approaching. "Looks like we have royalty coming for the feast" I said
"Yes the king of demons has arrived, now give me food" king said
I finish a three stack and place it infront of him. "And food you will receive" I said getting back to cooking
King then proceeded to stuff his face with pancakes. "This is so good. I want you as my royal cook" king said
"We'll king I enjoy what I do so just call me or come over when you want some" I said
King then finished the last of the pancakes he had. "And I will" king said
Then more footsteps came down. Lucia finished with her burritos and put them all on a plate. It seemed as if a tornado came in seconds as luz ran in took one burrito and two pancakes and ran off. "What was that about" Lucia asked
"Guessing she's late for school" I said
I then go back to cooking the last batch. "Wait don't we have school" Lucia said
I just shrugged. "We can just teleport there" I said
I then proceeded to take my sweet time with my food and Lucia ate some pancakes. We got our stuff together and I looked at myself. I had ripped blue jeans with some converses. Then I had a light purple shirt for abominations and a black flannel. Then to top it off I had my purple beanie on Lucia gave me. I then grab my skateboard and my guitar. "Ready Lucia." I ask
She just lazily nods as she drank some of the whiskey. "Yeah I guess" she said
"You know that's only gonna make you even more tired" I said
"Eh I don't really care" Lucia said drinking more
Wionna out of no where, grab it from her hand, drink the rest and throw it out the window. "Hey I was drinking that" Lucia said
"I wanted some too." I said
"We'll that's enough for the two of y'all. You had enough last night" wionna said
"Ok mom" me and Lucia groaned
I then teleport us to the school and we walk up the steps. As we got to the door we see luz running up and stop at the top breathing hard. "Sup luz" I said
She snapped her head up and looked confused as ever. "How did y'all get here so fast. I started running before y'all even got dressed." Luz said
"A thing called magic" Lucia said
Luz sighed, "why can't you just do that with me so I'm not running every morning to get here" luz ask
"Because I like to see you suffer" I said
"Look I'm sorry for last night but you deserved it" luz said
"Yeah yeah I know now let's just go in" I said
The three of us walk in and luz goes to her friends and me and Lucia walk to our lockers. "So what should we do to annoy bump today" Lucia asked
I hold up my new skateboard. "We'll dear, we will introduce bump to what skateboarding is" I said
Me and Lucia had a evil smirk on our faces Lucia makes a plant spell and placed it on the ground with another glyph. The glyphs glowed and then a skateboard was made.

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