Grian and dream smp Crossover oneshots

(MS)Bread boi meets Blood God

Grians pov: 

UHhhhh i know nether portals Make you feel dizzy but It feels like im having a stomach ache... 

And Oh this isnt the nether is it? 

Uhhh this desert is huge where am i going to go... 

Just pick a direction and go i said out loud 

A few Minutes later 

 I walked so far i reached the snowy biome OH finnaly something huh thats a nice little cottage i wonder if anybody is- 

A firework got launched at me

Good thing I got a shield in my inventory oh and a golden apple cant forget about that- 

I took my shield down and saw... 

Technoblade? 

Technoblade's POV: 

I saw Tubbo? Or is it Tommy nah tommy is far from here since i couldnt tell who it was I decided to shoot it with my crossbow loaded with a firework i diddnt have the best eye sight so I couldnt tell if The person was- wait a second 

OMY GOODNESS IM SORRY GRIAN 

Ithoughtyouweretubbobecauseihaventbeenoutsideinawhileactuallyyouguysdontlookalikeimsosorrygrian 

Woah slow down Technoblade its been a while since we saw each other wait Where am i? Grian said

Your on the dream smp why? I questioned 

Grians pov: 

Technoblade said i was in the dream smp

Wait so the nether portal i took Was a admin portal... i said

And those things only Open in 5 weeks? I said sarcastically 

Uhhh yeah Uhh why? Technoblade said until he realized

I was stuck here for 5 weeks... 

Technoblades pov: 

I took a few moments to process what he said and He really was stuck here for 5 weeks 

Hey uhhh Its only 5 weeks you know isnt to long ya know? I said 

Im not even finished with My mansion techno grian said 

Uhhhh well wanna go inside? I said 

Sure We can talk about ourselves Grian said 

Inside the Not so large cottage 

So uhh grian im going to remind you that Im exiled from lmanburg but i need info on them to Keep track If their going to Raid my house or not haha i said 

What did you do to get exiled? Grian said 

Blowing up the country with my Older brother and My dad i said 

Wow thats something you would do tbh grian said 

Well Where are they? 

Oh well My adopted older brother is dead and Philza is in Forced to be in his home i said

What Is wrong with your server Techno? Grian said Surprised 

Well Tommy got exiled because he pranked the king of the smp A little To hard like Burning the house down i said 

wait really tommy got exiled? Grian said with a mix of suprise and anger 

Well he burnt down the king of the smp's house aka King george i said 

Arent you guys Best friends or something couldnt you done something about that? Actually i thought you were a anarchist... Said grian 

He is mad at you Kill him 

Blood for the blood god 

Kill him 

Blood 

Blood 

Blood

He mad lol 

Uhhh i can show you the way im pretty much a human compass i said 

Sorry that I didn't get to tell you the stories on my server next time we meet im sure i will Now lets go grian said 

Hey grian why do you suddenly care for tommy? 

Oh that's because we are twin brothers i just got mothers eyes grian said 

HEEEEEEH HOW