"Hello, this is Jeff. But I go by The Dude."
"Stop making The Big Lebowski references and help me out, Jeff."
"I'm surprised you know that movie. Kind of a guy thi-"
"Pardon?"
"I'm kidding. I love women's rights. FEMINISM."
"That's right."
"'Bitches and hoes don't exist because all the girls know Bo's a feminist.'"
"I love you, Jeff. Anyway. I was on Tumblr and I ran out of funny cat gifs."
"What do you mean?"
"Like, I scrolled to the bottom and there was no more."
"That... That takes forever. You probably looked at like, six-hundred."
"Yeah."
"Isn't that enough cat pictures?"
"They were gifs, Jeff. There are never enough cat gifs."
"Try entering in a different search term. That'll probably pull up different stuff."
"I love you, Jeff."
"I uh... I love you too, Soph. I actually really like y-"
"JEFF IT WORKED."
"Oh, really? That's great. That's great."
"What were you saying? Sorry, looking at a tiny cat."
"It was nothing."
