Well, here it is...
Tw: bit of swearing, probably a few sexual jokes, and just the boys being cuties I think is all. Let me know if I missed any though!Logan's PoV
A warm arm draped across my middle as an even warmer chest pressed against my back. I groaned and tried to escape the heat, "Remus... You're hot."
"Aww, thanks." Remus snuggled into me more.
"Nooo, temperature." I whined, pushing his arm off me, "Too hot. Cuddle Janus."
Remus rolled away with a quiet grunt. I heard Janus sleepily mumbling and then a relaxed sigh. The cool air on my skin lulled me back towards sleep. Until the whispers behind me stopped as Janus' rough, sleepy voice broke the lull, "We're not having sex on Logan's bed, dork."
"Sayin' I have a whale-sized dick?" Remus giggled.
"Mmmm..." I whined more, "Go have sex somewhere else. I want sleep."
I buried my face into my pillows, listening to them giggle. Remus poked my leg with his foot, "Sure you don't wanna cuddle, Lo?"
"I will later when your body isn't acting like a heater." I mumbled, on the verge of falling back asleep. Until my alarm went off. We all groaned in unison at the obnoxious beeping coming from the clock. I felt around for it on my nightstand only to knock it onto the floor. With a grumpy sigh, I got out of bed and pulled the cord out of the outlet. I knelt there on the wood floor with my head against the nightstand, "I thought I turned that off..."
"Well, I'm awake now." Janus yawned, "I guess I should get to baking anyway."
"Ooh, yes! I want my cake! What kind you making me this time?"
"You'll see tomorrow." There was a short pause, "Would you like to help me, Logan? Unless you two already had plans."
"Nope, I was just going to go into the Imagination like usual!" Remus replied. I pulled myself up to rest my folded arms and head on the edge of the bed.
"I don't know how much help I can give you, but I'll try."
None of us bothered to get dressed, staying in our pajamas instead. Remus stayed in his boxers, (that he had to wear in order to sleep in my bed), to go into the Imagination, though that wasn't much of a surprise. Once Janus was sure Remus wasn't coming back, he started pulling out ingredients and boxes of cake mix with my help. I counted five different cake flavors and six of the boxes were Devil's Food cake. Janus disappeared to his room for a moment before coming back with a notebook. The page he opened it to had rough squares and circles drawn onto it in the shape of a cake. He gestured to it and said with his sarcastic tone I had quickly gotten used to, "You've met a real life Van Gogh. See this masterpiece?"
Janus did what I learned was a chef's kiss. I chuckled and nodded, "Definitely a masterpiece."
Janus bumped his hip against mine with a small smile on his face, "Listen to you. I'm glad your time with me has paid off."
I hit his shoulder softly and stuck my tongue out. He nodded, "And there's a little bit of Remus."
Finally, we started on the five tier cake, cake pops, and cupcakes. Janus was going to make all the frosting from scratch. He also always made the top tier specifically for Remus by adding deodorant to the batter. He said it was going to be one of the biggest cakes he ever made for Remus. Usually he only made three tiers with two or three different flavors of cake and maybe some cupcakes. So while he made the deodorant Devil's Food cake, I started on the two other Devil's Food cake tiers.
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