Belle: What's your favorite thing about the mortal world!?
Henry: ME LIKE PHONES AND GAMES!
Belle: Lol. I love Kindles and Wattpad and BOOKS!
Red: Yah, we all knew u were gonna say that!
Hook: The mortal world is confuzzling. All of these weird sayings like, confuzzling exist!
Hook: Dawg, mortals are confuzzling, yo! They need to live it up like me and me pirate homies!
Emma: Hook is still getting used to this whole slang phase.
Mr. Gold: Yesss dearie! Slang isn't swag, yo! Me mum thinks slang is in la casa!
Red: He needs to work on slang more than Hook.
Emma: Yeah, and that's saying something!
Henry: I'm gonna start a Slang tutoring session!
Hook: Yo, homie, me want in!
Mr. Gold: Yah me child! Me too! Rumple, out!
Emma: This is depressing.
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The Once Upon A Time Characters Texting
FanfictionBelle: Hey readers! This is an AMAZING book filled with our AMAZING texts. Emma: Yeah we are defiantly AMAZING!! Gold: Oh plz girlfriends let's not get narcissistic... I'm the best here! Charming: And I wonder how we've been able to save the world...
