𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 | 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦

mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of them all

LANDO
How do you tell someone you are gay

CARLOS
Okay wow, that was random

LEWIS
Where the hell did that come from?!
Do you want to tell us smth?

LANDO
Oh no no, I'm not gay if that's what you are thinking
I'm just watching this series about a gay couple and they're both wondering how to tell their parents
Like, how do you out yourself?

KIMI
Why so much drama, just tell them

LANDO
What if they are homophobic

GEORGE
Then don't tell them

LANDO
But if they want to

NANDO
Well either they tell them and suffer with the concequences or they don't and stay in the closet forever

LANDO
I know

CHARLES
Lewis is the best one to ask about this

LEWIS
Huh?

MAX
Oh come on, you are literally the gayest of us

SEB
You just give us the vibes

CHARLES
Since when do you know what vibes are

SEB
Do you think I live behind the moon?

LANCE
You want the truth?

SEB
How would you know

LANCE
Last week, you asked me if the word "Yolo" is still modern

CARLOS
Oh God

CHARLES
How can a four time world champion be so dumb

SEB
HEY!!!

PIERRE
Someone got roasted

LANDO
Can we please come back to the topic

LEWIS
Why tf am I the gayest here
Dan is literally eyefucking Max everytime Horner isn't looking

MAX
Huh?

MICK
What the fuck

SEB
Okay who thought Mick the f word

ALEX
The f word😂

MICK
I am not a child anymore

YUKI
I love it how no one is talking about me even tho I am the stereotype of literally every conversation your having

DANIEL
I am not

LEWIS
...

DANIEL
Okay maybe I am but at least I am not running around with gay outfits and posting gay stuff with my dog

LEWIS
OH God please

LANCE
He has a point

ESTEBAN
Yeah he actually has, Lewis
Are you sure you are not gay

LEWIS
YES

LANDO
Remember how this thing started
With me asking for a question

CARLOS
Oh yeah right

NANDO
Wait.
Why are so interested in that
I mean it's just a series

MICK
I was actually thinking the same

LANDO
Well...a friend of mine asked for advice to come out and I don't know how to help her

NICK
Okay, let's brainstorm

LANDO
Thank you

LEWIS
Has anyone of you already had a coming out or something
That would make this a lot easier

CHARLES
Haven't you?

MAX
😂😂

YUKI
🤔😂

SEB
That was hard

LANDO
Well, thank you guys🙄

KIMI
Bwoah

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Sooo I am updating a bit more in the next days. I have summer break so I have a lot more time and motivation to continue this project more frequently. Thanks for all the nice comments, you are really the best

See ya,
xxx