peanuts, potatoes and pineapples

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•LANDO NORRIS added KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN

KIMI
Ferrari can fuck off, get rid of that Binotto peanut

•KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN left the group•

DANIEL
what in god's name just happened

ALEX
man really got himself in the group, slandered Ferrari and then left like a savage

LANCE
woke up and chose violence

LEWIS
well, he's not wrong tho

DANIEL
They are a bunch of cunts, aren't they?

SEB
Stop it with the curse words

DANIEL
ye nah eh

NICKY
He's writing a Song

CHARLES
okay, ferrari have made a mistake

MAX
A mistake?!
I am so far away from you in the championship that you can't even see me anymore

CHARLES
Okaaay, a bunch of mistakes
But they are human

•LANDO NORRIS added KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN•

KIMI
they are peanuts, charles, peanuts
and binotto is their boss peanut

CARLOS
why peanuts?

KIMI
because?

CARLOS
okay, that's valid

CHARLES
I made mistakes too

NANDO
the biggest was you signing that contract until 2024
the scuderia is the only place where people are sad in a ferrari

MAX
I know we are rivals but looking at them ruining your championship chances is just sad

LEWIS
I mean hards? Who approved this?

CHARLES
idk
Ask the strategists

KIMI
you mean the potatoes?

ALEX
he's a legend

CHARLES
yes kimi, the potatoes

LANCE
😅😅

MICK
how does he get these ideas😆

KIMI
Not ideas
Reality
I mean look at them

KIMINot ideasRealityI mean look at them

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Potatoes

LEWIS
why are you so invested in this

KIMI
I've dealt with the peanuts for quite some time
and the potatoes
and charles is a nice guy
and I am bored
the ice cream pack is empty
grocery shopping day is tomorrow
bwoah

SEB
that's why I made my own strategies

CHARLES
Maybe I'll do that too after the summer break

VALTTERI
good idea

KIMI
So
I said what I said
It's time to go
Bye pineapples

•KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN left the group•

KEVIN
did he just call us pineapples?

SEB
let the man be
his ice cream pack is empty

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Soooo, peanuts? Been quite a while and there is some stuff to talk about

1) I have changed some stuff in the storyline. Most of it regarding Lando. As he has his one year anniversary with Luisa, it would be a shame to completely leave her out of the picture. Also I wanted to keep the characters the way they are and not turn them into something they aren't while I am writing a chat story where it is completely unnecessary. I hope you understand that. If you have any questions regarding the changes, please feel free to go to my dms:)

2) Seb leaving, the Piastri Drama and Daniels possible mclaren end? So much to talk about in the next chapters. So don't worry, I have not forgotten the drama. How could I?

3) I would advice you to not leave the house after next week because I am starting my driving lessons:( Jokes asside, I am hella scared so if you have any tips for me...share em please

See ya,
xxx










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