𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 | 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦

to friends and lovers - fuck the others

[silence]

[long silence]

MAX
aaaaaaaaaaand

DANIEL
I don't know what's going on with you guys but I have the sudden urge to do more interviews today

SEB
you know what? - same

CHECO
I just wanted to talk to Ziggo anyways

LANDO
I'm so hungry - who wants noodles?

CARLOS
me por favor

YUKI
Count me in!

MAX
hello...?

VALTTERI
I'm still soaking from my pool jump - I guess I need a shower

KIMI
bwoah, I'm just leaving

PIERRE
Has anyone of you seen my power bank

ALEX
I'll help you search for it

PIERRE
meeting in 10 min?

ALEX
yup

GEORGE
not without me plsssssss

ALEX
course not😊

MAX
I'm...world champion yk?

LANCE
I forgot my shoes in my room

CHARLES
my car just broke down - need to get it fixed

VALTTERI
ahhh damn
this is shit

LANDO
so sad

ANTONIO
mhm mhm

MICK
yeah😢

ESTEBAN
has anyone of you seen my girlfriend

ANTONIO
you lost your girlfriend!!!

ESTEBAN
NO
maybe...
yes

MAX
She's with Kelly

ESTEBAN
Thanks, Max
oh shit

DANIEL
Este you absolute fucker

LANDO
well, well, well

NANDO
I knew it would be him cracking first

ESTEBAN
hello?!

NANDO
servus

MICK
Did you know "Servus" means "slave" in Latin and if you call someone that you say "You are my slave"?

VALTTERI
raaawr

LEWIS
he lost it

YUKI
So who is whose slave now?

SEB
no one is anybodys slave here!

CHARLES
Mhm...
if you see it in a dom/sub kinda way I think Lewis is surely getting fucked now

LEWIS
wait, what?

SEB
this is escalating now
no one is getting fucked here
WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS

GEORGE
no no wait...this theory isn't bad I mean, pity fucks still exists

LEWIS
I don't need to get pity fucked

KIMI
sure
and I am still driving next year lol

MAX
Sooo I'm not gonna be mad because you were ignoring me
I'm taking it like the big boy I am

GEORGE
Lewis is too
up the butt

ALEX
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

SEB
GEEEEEEEEORGE RUSSELL
YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE NOW

LANDO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

PIERRE
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

NANDO
I can't hold back now ajajajajajjajaj

LEWIS
aua

MAX
funny funny

DANIEL
We know you are a world champion
and we are proud of you
but lessons need to be learned
you did it to me after monza
same goes for you now

MAX
but I sent you redbulls afterwards

DANIEL
open the door

MAX
what-

DANIEL
I said open the door

MAX
omg
DANIEL RICCIARDO YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKER

LANDO
what is it

MAX
Fifty cans of my favorite drink from australia
They only have it there

CARLOS
Ayayay

YUKI
naaaaaaaaaaawwww

CHARLES
This is it
That was F1 2021

KIMI
please don't get nostalgic now

MAX
I can't believe I am a world champion

SEB
we grew so much
despite the unnecessary jokes (George)

GEORGE
HEY

CHARLES
Let's write a new chapter together

MAX
TO FRIENDS AND LOVERS - FUCK THE OTHERS

ALL
CHEERS!!!

KIMI
I got my Vodga

SEB
of course you did
but I won't say anything against it
because we will leave you alone now

----
here's to 2022

History Awaits

see ya,
xxx