Not Mine
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Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We have to go to your grandmothers house for Thanksgiving
Mom: Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month
Child: U r??? Omg thank u
Mom: No we're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
Child: That was cruel
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Damn It, Phone! (Autocorrect Fails)
RandomJust a bunch of autocorrect fails so. Updating schedules a bit wonky so please forgive me ;^;