Not Mine**
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Dad: i cant keep doing this! i mean you are amazing and all but i have a wife and kids.
Dad: shit amanda! dont read that last text!
Amanda: are you cheating on mom?
Dad: $10 to stay quiet.
Amanda: add a couple zeros and i might consider.
BINABASA MO ANG
Damn It, Phone! (Autocorrect Fails)
RandomJust a bunch of autocorrect fails so. Updating schedules a bit wonky so please forgive me ;^;
