Sorry I've been gone 🥺🥺

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Hey guys sorry I haven't updated
lately 🥺👉👈
Alot has been going on, my mom was brutally hit by a truck well getting the mail and it was a Amazon truck so my dad tryed to sue Jeffry Bezos but Jeffrey sent his secret assassin kill my dad. With my dad dead I was left with nobody so I took things into my own hands... I sued Jeffry Bezos and I became the first 8 year old to win a law suit! Later Jeffrey felt sorry so he let me go in his dick rocket where we tested it together and me and Jeff started dated.. but his ex wife was not happy and stabbed Jeff and threatened to kill him so I left Jeffrey for his own good, I ended up buying a house though and even though the rest of my family was later hospitalized for eating expired ranch I was still able to pay their hospital bills and my taxes! So don't worry in just fine 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪🙏🙏🙏🙄🙄🙄🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰😂😂😂😓😓😓😥😥😥😥😥😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😲🙂🙂🙂🙂

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Thanks to the internet not being able to understand what's satire I guess I do have to clarify. THIS IS SATIRE

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