Friend: *Sitting on my couch, stroking my cat* We've been expecting you, Mr. Anderson.
Me: Get out of my house. *Puts a gun up to my friend's head*
Friend: Okay, damn!
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Who The Funky Fresh?!
Friend: *Sitting on my couch, stroking my cat* We've been expecting you, Mr. Anderson.
Me: Get out of my house. *Puts a gun up to my friend's head*
Friend: Okay, damn!