A Joke

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Man: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Woman: Oh, hey honey, I found this new coat, it costs $200, can I use your credit card?
Man: Yeah, sure.
Woman: Oh, and there's a $30,000 Sports Car I want.
Man: Sure.
Woman: Oh, and this mansion that costs $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Man: Okay. *Hangs up* Hey, guys, who's phone is this?

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