𝗪𝗢𝗔𝗛 𝗧𝗢𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗦 // 𝗦𝗔𝗣𝗡𝗔𝗣

𝟬𝟴.

Baby Daddy #1 🤰🏻

there's so many sapnap things on my
tiktok fyp

like i may have a slight crush on him

like. THE WAY HE SITS

YK FOR A FACT THAT MANS IS PACKING

oh yes sapnap is deffo
packing

anyways

also super random but i really wanna
sit on sapnaps lap

i-

okay

i'm sure he'd allow it

yeah i saw a tiktok of karl doing it
and i was just like

i wish i were heather

right

i think sapnap might be
leaving north carolina soon tho

imma miss the karlnap content :(

same

anyways

i went to a friends birthday yesterday

and  she gave me a hickey as a dare

MY MOM ALMOST SHOT ME

LIKE ITS MH FIRST HICKEY TOO

BUT IT HAPPENED AND MY MOM
GROHNDERD ME

lmao lemme see ;))

no you horn dog

this dude also asked if i had thicc thighs
on discord

and like the tired idiot i am, i sent him thigh pics

then continued to talk about how i have big thighs
but not a fat ass

then he asked for an ass pic and i showed him

then he called my tiny booty tiny

and i said i agreed

i'm sure it's not that tiny

awe

you're so sweet

this is why you're my favorite baby daddy

yuhhhh

yuh

so yesterday

i was on twitter

talking to my 2.6m followers

hold tf on

and they were talking about
how hot i was

oh

what

WHO SRE YOU

waitwait

do you think if i look up  "people with
2.6m followers on twitter " i'll find you?

idfk

maybe

i'll be back

lmao ok

hurry

you're taking so long

wtf

HURRY UP YOU WHORE

my degrading kink is (s)creaming
rn

anyways

the wikipedia page only goes to 36mil

but barak obama has the most twitter followers

and justin bieber is not too far behind

you're telling me

that justin bieber has nearly as
much of twitter followers as the
44th president of the us?

positive

you're fucking with me

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(337 words)

A/N: LMAO HEY LOKOLOL

IDK WHATBTO SAY BUT THE DISCORD THING ACTUALLY HAPPEEND

LOL

FOLLOW VOTE AND COMMENT

LMAO

BUY

-author

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