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Cats

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by UT_Girl666

by UT_Girl666

Elita: I don't mind cats.

Optimus: mmmmhmmmmmmmmm. I see.

Elita:

Elita: what?

Optimus: no offense, and I hate to point out the obvious, but-

Optimus: -you're literally on a step stool, on a chair, holding Roller close to your chest-

Elita: so?

Optimus: ...his cat is literally just sitting on the floor, in front of you, watching him. Nothing else.

Elita, grabbing a flyswatter: no! It wants to steal his soul!

Elita, waving the flyswatter at the cat: nO! bEgOnE fOuL bEaSt!¡ YoU cAn'T hAvE mY sTeP-sOn'S sOuL!!1¡

Optimus, picking up Patches/the cat, and facepalming: *long sigh*

Optimus: Elita, dear, Roller's cat will not 'steal his soul'. It's merely an old wives tale.

Elita: it's still good to be cautious!¡¡1!

Optimus, petting the cat in his arms: sweetspark, Patches has never hurt him before. Why would it now?

Roller: ??

Roller, making grabby hands for the cat: gib.

Elita: nOoOo0Oo!

Elita: it's not safe! Too young! Baby is too young to be around such dangerous creatures!

-Optimus rolls his eyes.-