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You read the title. This includes OCs, dark pasts, dark topics, bad humor, gay shit, and lots more. I'll try to tw/cw when certain things come up.

Sound sophisticated

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by UT_Girl666

by UT_Girl666

Optimus: FIGHT ME, ASSHOLE.

Megatron: At least try to sound sophisticated when you challenge someone.

Optimus: Doth thou wish to engage in battle, my good bitch?

Megatron: I do.

-Alternatively-

Barricade: FIGHT ME, ASSHOLE!

Mirage: At least try to sound sophisticated when you challenge someone.

-Barricade leaves, comes back in a full suit, and holds his handkerchief in one hand, with a monocle, pocket watch, and fake mustache.-

Barricade: *coughs*

Barricade: Doth thou wish to engage in battle, my good bitch?

Mirage: no, not particularly, however;

Skywarp, landing down beside Mirage and taking a bow: I do, my jolly fucker.

Prowl in the bg: wtf???

Optimus: *wheezing* i swear to god i love their rich kid dynamic-