Jessica Snicket

Count olaf

(Jessica Snicket pov)
It have been one hour since breakfest. Me and Olivia decided to walk around the carnival. We went to a big tent whit a sign whit wrhited 'HOUSE OF FREAKS'. ''House of freaks.'' I Readed. ''interesting.'' I Said. ''Should we go inside?'' Asked Olivia. ''Well, you work here now so i guess we Can.'' I Said.

We walked inside. It looked like a Sircus tent but What did i expect? ''Beautiful.'' I Said. It wasn't so beautiful if i has to he honest. ''Mabye we Can go over there.'' Said Olivia and pointed at a changing room. We went inside the changing room. Three person saw us and Screamed. Me and Olivia didn't say anything. ''Nice to meet you too.'' I Said. ''Sorry for we Screamed. Hi, my name is Hugo, this is Kevin and this is collete. We are freaks.'' Said Hugo. ''Nice.'' I Said. ''Nice to meet you. I'm the new Madam Lulu, this is my god daughter Who is here to learn how to be a fortune teller.'' Said Olivia whit a weird accent. ''Nice to meet you too.'' Said collete. ''If you two, excuse us we are going to our trolley.'' Said kevin. He walked out whit Hugo and collete following behind. ''Mabye we should go back to madam lulu's tent.'' I Said. ''Yes let's go.'' Said Olivia.

We walked back to the tent. I took of my wig and my cape and crashed in a tabel and destroyed a lamp. ''Are you ok?'' Asked Olivia walking up to me. ''Yes, i'm. But i think i ruined the lamp.'' I Said. I decided to fix the lamp. I took it and it wasn' a lamp, it was a phone. ''Hello? Hello? Jessica, is something wrong?'' Asked aunt kit. Aunt kit? ''Kit?'' Asked Olivia. ''A phone hoded in a lamp. Smart.'' I Said. ''Agree.'' Said Olivia. ''Hello? Hello? Jessica, Olivia, are you there?'' Asked aunt kit. I decided to answer. ''Hi aunt kit. Sorry we called you whit an accident.'' I Said. ''It's ok, Jessi. Are everything ok.'' Asked aunt kit. Yes everything is fine.'' I Said. I heard aunt kit take a deep breath. ''Jess, it's something i have to tell you. You know your father are...'' Said aunt kit. She didn't finish. ''Are dead. Yes i know.'' I Said. ''You know, of you want, you Can move in whit me and my boyfriend.'' Said aunt kit. I knew Who her boyfriend was. Dewey Denouement, he was one of my teacher under the V.F.D training. He was a Nice man and kit is a super aunt but i have become close to Olivia. I looked up on Olivia. She looked a little sad. I layed a hand on the phone so kit couldn't hear. ''It's Probably the best. She is your aunt.'' Said Olivia. She sounded a little sad when she Said it. I Wonder if it Os what she want.

(Olivia Caliban pov)
Kit told Jessica that since Jacques was dead she could move in whit her and her boyfriend. I was a little sad. I always wanted children. And i really love Jessica like a daughter. But kit is her aunt, i understand if she want to live whit her. I told Jessica it was the best since kit was her aunt. Jessica tok the hand away from the phone so kit could hear her. ''Aunt kit. You know i love you and Dewey, but, i have become really close to Olivia, and i think my father would want her to be my gaurdian if something happened to him.'' Said Jessica. Started to cry some happy tears. She wanted to stay whit me. I got so happy. ''I understand. Good luck and say 'hi' to Olivia from me.'' Said kit. ''I'm, Bye aunt kit.'' Said Jessica. ''Bye jessi, i love you.'' Said kit. ''Love you 3000.'' Said Jessica and hang on end fixed the lamp or the phone or, whatever. Jessica turned to me. ''You want to stay whit me?'' I Asked. ''Yes. If you want to.'' She Said. ''Of course i want.'' I Said. ''Really?'' Said Jessica whit a soft voice. ''Really.'' I Said and pulled her into a hug. ''Thank you so much Olivia.'' Said Jessica. ''Jessica, always remember i love you.'' I Said. ''I love you 3000.'' Said Jessica. ''What does 'i love you 3000' mean?'' I Asked. ''It means i love you more.'' Said Jessica.

(Jessica Snicket pov.)
I was very happy. When all this is over, i'm going to stay whit Olivia. It have gone hours. It was night right now. We heard someone Come inside the tent. I quickly took my Wig and cape on. Me and Olivia went to see Who it was. It was my good enemy count Olaf and his troupe. ''Welcome. We,Come to Caligari Carnival. Madam lulu has been expecting you.'' Said Olivia as madam lulu. The troupe looked at Olivia and then at me. I got panick and just say the first thing i thinked about. ''And so has i!'' I Said and whifted whit my hands. ''I'm Naz Villian. Madam Lulu god daughter, i'm here to train to be a fortune teller. Cus i'm not good at that at all. Am i right, hook hands?'' I Said. Whitout knowing it. I have turned Naz Villian into a crazy, bubbly, girl. ''Yes i guess...'' Said the hook handed man. I think i scarde him a little. ''you two have been expecting us?'' Asked count Olaf. ''I have vision. I recevive from handsome Stranger.'' Said Olivia. ''And his girlfriend.'' Said Esmé. ''As a fortune teller under training. No.'' I Said. ''What do you know?'' Asked Esmé. ''She is right. She is not in a vision.'' Said Olivia. Esmé started at Olivia. ''Now, Who wants fortune form fortune teller, please'' Asked Olivia. ''Me, me.'' Said the hald man. ''I Get to go first. I'm the oldest.'' Said one of the white Face woman. ''I'm older.'' Said the other white Face woman. ''I'm younger but i have more experience.'' Said the hook handed man. ''The concept of first seems to problematically be centered around patrarchy.'' Said The gendger less one. ''There is no need such fighting.'' Said Olivia. ''Even tought is funny to whatch.'' I Said. It wasn' funny to whatch at all, but Naz Villian like it. ''I read fortune for all at one reasonable group rate.'' Said Olivia. You... you have experienced great loss.'' Said Olivia till the hald man. ''True. I've lost my hair.'' Said the blad man. ''Period.'' I Said laying a hand on my heart. The hald man did the same. ''Your sister, she depends upon you.'' Said Olivia to the two white Face womans. 'How did she know?'' Asked the two white Face womans. ''Magic.'' I Said. ''You... i don't know, there's just a lot going om here.'' Said Olivia to the gendger less one. ''That's fair.'' Said the gendger less one. I nodded. ''Your sister she depend up on you.'' Said Olivia to the hook handed man. ''My sister?'' Asked the hook handen man. I knew he had a sister. I meet her once when i was five. She was Nice then. I didin't want to say anything but i had to. ''She didn't say brother.'' I Said. Olivia turned to Esmé. ''You're not real blonde.'' Said Olivia. ''You can't prove that.'' Said emsé. I went up to her. ''Yes we Can.'' I Said taking a little bit of her hair. ''Hey!'' Said Esmé. ''Hi. Now i have DNA test.'' I Said walking away form Esmé. Count Olaf started clapping. ''An amusing party, trick lulu.'' Said Olaf. ''Madam. Madam lulu.'' I Corected. ''Whatever. Any two-but gifter could guess those things. Tell me something that only a real fortune teller would know.'' Siad count Olaf. ''That you speak toy yourself in the mirror.'' I Said, ''how do a little beat like you know?'' Asked count Olaf. ''Magic.'' I Said. Olivia looked up in the roof. 'I know you were brought here by a series of unfortunate events.'' Said Olivia. The lights started blinking.Everyvody looked around the tent. ''Go on.'' Said Olaf. ''You adiptet three oprhans, one of whom you tried marry, till she literally and figurratively escaped your grasp. You followed them to the home of a hertpetologist Who you mostly fooled, then eventually killed.'' Said Olivia. ''How could you...?'' Asked Count Olaf till Olivia cut him of. ''You visited a large lake in the off-Season where you had an ill-dages romance that endes kn betrayal and leeches. You burned an Olaf flamme at an old mill, then returner to a school as teacher, where you were underpaid working nights.'' Said Olivia. ''Egad!'' Said olaf. ''You meet a partner in a penthouse, and you murder an old enemy in a murder of crows. A good man, a noble man. His Words, they hasn't you from beyond the grave, and Even hospital visit doesn't make you feel better. You have set fire after fire, but it'a never enough, for Tine files like a poison dart and the force of destiny cares us all.'' Said Olivia. Everyvon was in shock, Even me. ''Wow!'' Said the hook handed man. The two white Face woman, the gendger less one and the bald man exclaimed. ''Madam lulu, i Can say you live up to your reputation. We should've Come sooner.'' Said Olaf. ''Is only small taste of madam lulu's power. I Can see that you are a man whit big questions. And for big answerd, you need to be asking of the crystal ball.'' Said Olivia, walking over to the room whit the crystal ball. ''I a,ways tought crystal balls were fake as those eyelashes.'' Said Esmé. ''No, no, no they are real.'' I Said. ''As the jewels kn your teens-ting engagement ring.'' Said Olivia. ''How does it work?'' Asked Esmé. ''Oh, is very complicated to explain, please.'' Said Olivia. ''Try me.'' Said Esmé. ''Okay.'' Said Olivia. She went inside the room and started walking around the crystal ball. Olaf and his troupe walked in after her. ''Once a day, when spurte call, you may Ask one question of the ball and the spirits Come in smoke and fire to answer you, your hear's desire.'' Said Olivia. ''That seems plausible.'' Said the gendger less one. ''It does not! It seems totalt believable.'' Said Olaf. ''Tell me, my Olaf.'' Said Olivia. 'My olaf'? I think Olivia must he in pain for plaging Olaf love interesse. ''What is your heart's desire?'' Asked Olivia. ''Ask where we Can find the Baudelaires.'' Said the hook handed man. ''Ask about the sugar bowl.'' Said the bald man. ''Well, That's easy. Lene me your ear, madam Lulu.'' Said Olaf. ''Ooh. Is just hoop earring, but okay.'' Said Olivia. Did one of the baudelaire parents survive the fire?'' Asked Olaf. ''You will have your answer in the morning.'' Said Olivia. ''Argh!'' Said the troupe. ''The morning?'' Asked Olaf. ''She didn't say next monday.'' I Said. ''Shut up your brat.'' Said count Olaf to me. ''Why in the morning?'' Asked olad Olivia. ''Is how crystal ball works. Day shift, night shift.'' Said Olivia. ''Like a cannery.'' I Said. ''What do we do tonight?'' Asked emsé. ''We toast. To getting answers to all of our questions. Ar a reasonable group rate.'' Said Olaf. Olaf and Olivia started to laugh. ''Break out the trunk wine!'' Said Olaf. The troupe started cheering. ''Hooky, fo Get the wine. Take Baz whit you.'' Said Olaf. ''Is Naz.'' I Said. ''Just go whit him.'' Said Olaf. I didn't say anything an just went out to the trunk with the hook handed man.

''What should i do? Should i call her? What if my stepdad pick up?'' Asked the hook handed man. He opened the trunk and took out the wine. ''I Wonder if he's still mad at me.'' Said the hook handed man. ''Well, my hook handed friend. Use time whit your family while you Can.'' I Said. ''You right. I'm going to call her.'' Said the hook handed man. ''That's right.'' I Said. ''But if my stepdad pick up.'' Said the hook handed man. ''Then you just...'' i couldn't finish before the hook handed man cut me of. ''Never go back to them again. Good idea, Naz.'' Said the hook hamded man an walked to the tent. ''No, that wasn't What i meant. Hook man.'' I Said running after him in the tent.

The aduelts started to think wine and i took some water. I'm not old enough to drink. ''I tought by now i'm have all the trunk wine i wanted. You know, Mama told me i'm be a star.'' Said Olaf. ''You never talk about you your mother.'' Said the hook handed man. ''She wasn't my mother. That's the woman Who isnes the houseboat. We agree at by age 28, i would live in a castle made of success just reading my own glowing teatrical reviews in a bed full of money. You know, happy.'' Said Olaf. ''This is fascinating story, my Olaf.'' Said Olivia. ''Your Olaf?'' Asked emsé. ''But is bedtime, please. Crystal ball needs rest before giving you big magic spirits answer in the morning.'' Said Olivia. I saw Esmé looking back to the cabin. ''Stay away from the Caligari Cabinet, please.'' I Said. We heard a sound. 'Did you hear something?'' Asked count Olaf.

Me, Olivia and Olaf went outside the tent. ''Who could that be at this hour?'' Asked Olaf. ''Hmm. Is Probably pack of the starving Lions.'' Said Olivia. ''They are very hungry.'' I Said. ''Is not Lions.'' Said Olaf. ''Come out, Come out, whatever you are.'' Said Olaf. Someone started to walk to us. It was a two headed person and a baby. This is going to be interesting.

Don't we just love, Olivia and Jessica realitonship. Cus i know i do.