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9 - Weddings

Cheatsheet

Midnight - Miss midnight/midnight

Present mic - Loudmouth

Eraserhead - Dadzawa

Cementos - Cementos

Nezu - God

Power loader - Digger

recovery girl - UA granny

Snipe - snipe

Izuku Midoryia - little listener/blank/Zu

Vlad king - Not the king

All might - Target practice

Hound dog - Woof

13 - Perfect oblivion

Hitoshi Shinsou - Mind gamer/mind gaymer/Toshi

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Chapter 9

Wedding

Ua staff chat 3 months later

4 pm

Little listener : Congrats Present mic-san and eraserhead-san 

Loudmouth : Thanks kiddo

Dadzawa : Yeah thanks kid

God : Blank I have a question

Little listener : Sup?

God : Did you have anything to do with the press' information on yamada-kun's wedding going 'missing'

Little listener : SOOOOO Uhh how life been?

Dadzawa : Pretty good

little listener : Yeah well you just got married :pepe_eye_roll:

Miss midnight : Mood

Digger : No

Miss midnight : Yes

Little listener : I'm cold 

Miss midnight : Get blankets and pillows and keep warm

Little listener : I can'ttttttt

Miss midnight : why?

Little listener : I'm laying on the roof cus my mom's arguing with her ex again

Miss midnight : It's raining

Little listener : I know

Digger : How have you not frozen?

Little listener : I have an unusually high tolerance for cold and heat

Dadzawa : Is there any place you could go to get out of the rain?

Little listener : Nope, but even if there was I want to stay here

Miss midnight : wHy

Digger : why?

Loudmouth : Why

Dadzawa : Why?

Little listener : I like it

Dadzawa : You're going to get a cold kid

Little listener : I have never had a cold in my entire life

Miss midnight : How the fu-

loudmouth : language 

Miss midnight : How did you cut me off during text?