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That's Not Fair! (Loki x Reader)🍋Part 1

(Y/n)'s perspective

Today was my birthday, also a strange coincidence that it was five days before Ragnarok, I wanted to party like we usually did. Every year Odin would let us throw a party, Loki would help me set everything up and we would have fun pulling pranks on people, Forseti would be the life of the party as we watched him simp for Thor. It was quite hysterical too mind that, Heimdall, well he was just Heimdall, we would make him dress up as a clown because one, he already looked like one and two, he's just so easy to pick on. Thor... well lets just say he made it depressing. 

That was all fun and stuff but this year I'm in a full on panic wondering if my best friend is going to die in a few days. I got up out of my chair and walked down the hallways. I had to admit, I felt like my world was ending. But... let's also look at the time... it's 5:26AM, of course there's no party, nobody's awake.

"And what's that I hear walking around" I hear a high pitched voice say from behind me. I slowly grinned like how you would see an anime character do. "so are you going to turn around dear?" oh my god, he really knew how to be cute.  This isn't fair, I get googly eyes for him anytime he does... well really nothing, he's just himself and I find it to be perfect.

I turn around happily "That's not fair! you can't sneak up o-" I was soon cut off when Loki gently set his hand over my mouth. Ah his hands were soft, in reaction I just blushed and didn't say a word. I mean, who would complain? He held a finger over his mouth and looked at me for a few seconds, mind you, I'm about a foot shorter than him as well.

"Shhhh (Y/n), you're going to ruin the prank" he said charmingly before taking his hand off and reaching in his pocket, pulling out a strand of fireworks. Oh no, like I said, its only 5:26AM, Odin and Thor would be PISSED. "We're just gonna light them off and slide them under Heimdall's door, no biggie" I wanted to laugh at that but I didn't 

"Loki... how is that not a biggi-" once again I got cut off when he grabbed my wrist and floating off somewhere, somewhere down a hallway? "hey this isn't the way to Heimdall's room, it's over there" I pointed out as Loki basically continued to drag me through Asgard's castle. 

"Yeah, I know, I live here, what do you think I was doing up at five in the morning (Y/n), I already did it but I had other plans for you since your birthday is today" I nodded my head and let out a giggle before  just slouching over and deadweighting myself like a child

"that's for bullying horn god without me, you have to carry me now, like Peter Pan" Loki got on his feet and reached out his and while looking down at me, this was the perfect moment. I was probably blushing a deep shade at that second too.

"Well then, why don't you take my hand my dear Wendy" I hesitantly get up, to my advantage, he rested me on his back and floated off "you're light, I feel like I'm carrying a baby" I wasn't sure if that was good or bad but who cared, we were quite high in the air too and I got a good view of Asgard. "we'll be there soon, it's right ahead of us"

I look at the place covered in lights, you'd expect Loki to be flying like superman or some badass shit like you see in a cheesy action movie, but no, he just sits on his phone. "Loki... you're gonna crash!" He looked up and flinched before slowly landing on his feet.... still on his phone. I quickly grabbed it from his hands "Loki what the hell are you doing"

"funny you ask, I'm actually reading fanfiction, like 18+ kind of stuff" he just shamelessly admits. of course that's what he's doing, this didn't surprise me at all in the slightest bit "What would it be like to try out my kinks?" he said in a quite hysterical voice.

 I bit my lip at the thought of just even getting the chance to touch him "Loki..", I called out to my perverted best friend who is apparently invested in the smut fanfics as I scrolled through his phone blushing "hey is that a picture of me in the shower?!"

"well everyone has at least one picture of their best friend naked" Loki said in a childish voice, it nearly made me laugh, hmmm yeah and I had plenty of pictures of him but that wasn't his business. I immediately shifted my gaze away from his phone and freeze while looking at him 

"Plus I know you want to have sex with me (y/n)" ahhh no why does he know that!? "so wanna give it a try" I blushed and fell back not knowing what to say, was this actually happening? I nearly hit the floor when Loki barely caught me in his hands and brought me in for a loving kiss, which I melted into, his lips were soft, like he had never been touched before and I loved it, that was until he pulled away, I let out a whine as it ended.

"ah ah ah, let's get you all warmed up" I was at this point a ball of dough, no brain, no thoughts other than how great this was, no nothing but a freakish turned on teenager. The place was nice, did he set it up just for this? I look at him as he undressed himself, god he looked good

"I know it's your birthday and all but if we're being honest, you did say that you owed me a favor," Loki said smiling shyly but in a sexy way. I laughed at that, he was trying to be sexy "come on, just... please me" he said siting himself against a rock. I crawled up to him while blushing again, madly. "all you need to do is suck me off and you'll be done" yep, I'm not gonna argue with getting the chance to do that 

I looked at my friend's erection, witnessing every detail. It was huge, in fact it was even bigger than some of the cocks I had seen in porn. damn, I hit the jackpot

I began to open my mouth widely, licking the head of his thick cock and slowly making my way down on it, as both of my hands stroked the bottom part of his thick shaft. He aggressively grabbed my head, pulling my mouth away. Loki poked me in the chin, causing me to look up at him all blushy "no hands" he teased "I only wanna feel that pretty little mouth of yours" ahh, yeah, I'm in love

I complied and licked around the head of his cock. The taste of his pre-cum covered my tastebuds. Loki spread his legs wider as he rolled his back in pleasure, gripping onto my hair

"oh darling-" he groans pulling my head up and down to make my head bob, which honestly shocked me that he did that without warning. His cock went deeper into my mouth. I started to gag a bit from how deep I was sucking him but I didn't mind. Drool was dripping from my mouth. Loki looked down at me. "look at me too, you're so fucking cute little (y/n)" he says gripping my head tighter. I let out a begging whimper for him to cum 

I looked up at him with my puppy eyes shining upon him, my mouth fixated all over his cock, submissively down on my knees. I was obviously were driving him crazy. He's coming, he squirts thick white ropes into my mouth. Loki then moves his cock to my face showering me with his cum. He pet my head lightly and smiled "ah well now that we got that outta the way how about a little birthday sex before we go back and throw more fireworks under Heimdall's door" 


I giggled and wiped my face off  "do what you want with me," 


this is only a part one, the nest part is gonna actually be a full on sex fanfic but it's also going to be really sad so be emotionally prepared, oh and I gave up on the Forseti fanfic