AUL Cast's Favourite Pick Up Lines

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Player: In my heart, I feel like a winner with you around.

Veteran: Wanna be my queen and rule alongside your king of muscle and mass?

Captain: I choo choo choose you! Or... I've travelled the world just to find the perfect woman standing right here.

Mr. Cheese: U wan sum fuk? Or... I got a bucket of chicken!

The Gentleman: Charmed to meet you, my fair lady. *Proceeds to tip one of his top hats*

Mr. Egg: Please, I'm desperate! I'll do anything for love and adoration! *Proceeds to be hugged by guilty passersby, including myself*

Stoner: Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven, because I'm allergic to wings.

Angel: Hello, 911? Yeah, I'm with someone who's face is completely swollen! Please get here ASAP!

Bro: Ey, wassup bitch! *Gets slapped*

Ninja: 真の美しさは、見た目ではなく、個性の中にあります。彼らの本当の性質を視覚化するために、束縛を完全に受け入れる必要があります。 (Good luck with that one, TheCrazyTyto ;))

BDay: U-u-mmmm *Starts breathing heavily and becomes a flustered mess* H-h-hiii.... I l-l-ike... yo-o-o-u... Wanna... G-g-ooo... Ou-t-t... On... A-a-a-a... Daaaaaaaatee...?

I'm not a romantic person myself, so some of these might be really bad. Lol.

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