after taht day i became depressed. i dressed all black, listened to xxx tentacijan, chnaged my humour, made all of my profile pics sad bart simpson edits, and i also became emo.
i was scrolling to my social media completely unaware of my surrounding. then i heard someone knocking the door 🚪. i decided to go check it out since i had nothing to do but be depressed. its maybe one of those girl scouts 🙄🙄, i thought to myself. but i was wrong. it was someone. someone i haven't talked in a long time. someone who was so important to me. it was shrek! my childhood bestfriend.
"hey, shrek." i said in a monotone voice.
"hey goggy! i just wanted to see you because i haven't talked to you in a very long time. anyways whats wrong you seem sad?" shrek said
"w-w-well shrek i became depressed" i said
"b-b-b-b-b-because, i got heartbroken by sapnap." i added
"o-oh, im sorry my soggy boy, but you shouldn't be depressed over a stinky man🙄
"you should be with me a chad"
"ok!"
"wanna have seggs?"
"sure uwu 🥺💞"
