When your brother Suna adds you to a groupchat called 'im so gay' what do you expect to happen? you didnt expect to start a relationship with a cute blonde.
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lowercase intended
smut and talk of mature themes
kinda angsty
mostly fluff
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i dont s...
gay panic: yall HELP i saw this CUTE ASS BOY HELP ME
sunarin: you shouldve seen him we went to get coffee not that he needed it AND HE SAW HIM AND FROZE i had to order for us
gay panic: FIRST OF ALL you'd have to order for me anyway SECOND OF ALL his face he was just so UGH
kawabae: your name didnt make sense at first but now it does
atsubae: what did he look like ?!?
gay panic: okay okay he was like really pretty he had blonde hair with brown roots and he was shorter than me and like a permanent rbf but he was just OMG he was so cute
bobanana: THAT SOUNDS LIKE KENMA!
gay panic: wait wait! what does kenma look like?!
bobanana:
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gay panic: WAIT CUZ THAT WAS HIM I OMG?!
bobanana: hes super cute but hes dating kuroo
gay panic: panicked over nothing damn
astubae: wait wait- back up 1 why does bokuto have a pic of kenma 2 how did suna not recognize him and 3 @/kenken @/kuro!
gay panic: WAIT IS HE IN HERE?! NO JO NO NO NO ATSUMU WERE SUPPLSED TO BE FRIEND DAWG THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING
kenken is now online. say hi! kuro! is now online. say hi!
kenken: what
kuro!: oh? whos this
gay panic: no one really
bobanana: read up!!!
gay panic: NO NO DONT DO IT!! YOU'RE A TRAITOR BOKUTO
atsubae: LMAO
kawabae: honestly wow
kenken: i- thank you?
kuro!: hes mine!! also yea bokuto why do you have a pic of kenma?
bobanana: i uuuh.. thought it was cute?
kenken: to be fair my camera roll is mainly akaashi, bo, and you kuro
kuro!: oh okay then?
gay panic: wishing i wasn't single
atsubae: i could help with that
kawabae: no.
osamu: no
sunarin: hell no
gay panic: sorry but we havent met yet love
atsubae: well damn guys WAIT HE CALLED ME LOVE
tsuki is online. say hi! kags is online. say hi!
bobanana: TSUKISHIMA
tsuki: atsumu you met him yesterday
atsubae: i know i know!
kags: whos this?
gay panic: y/n l/n sunas brother and who are you, 'kags'
kags: kageyama tobio
gay panic: are you cute? maybe even.. single?
tsuki: hes very cute and also mine so respectfully back off :)
gay panic: sorry sorry! i was kidding im not emotionally available for a relationship
atsubae: same bro
gay panic: twins 😍 anyways i gtg i have to walk my fish bye
