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The First Sorta Kinda Date

Diluc was the first to wake up,Zhongli waking up soon after him

Z "*Yawn* Good morning master Dil-"
D "Huh!?...*punch*"

Diluc had accidentally punched Zhongli directly in his face from being startled by him as he didn't know Zhongli spent the night and was in the same bed as him

Z "Ow...all I was trying to do was say good morning..."

Zhongli said while moving his hands to his face were Diluc punched him

D "Sorry,sorry I'm so sor-wait no don't change the subject!...What are you doing in my house?!And-who changed me?!"
Z "Ah-...L-Let me explain...last night you got really exhausted and I just had a feeling you wouldn't make it home on your own so I took you home myself...and...might've...changed you-I didn't do anything I promise!I just didn't want you to be uncomfortable as you slept..."

Diluc flushed red at the thought of Zhongli changing him and at the way Zhongli cared for him so much

D "M-Me making it home a-are not your concern."
Z "Fine."
D "...W-We didn't do anything last night did we?!"
Z "W-What?!No of course not you were just really tired and I wanted to make sure you got enough sleep...that's the only reason why I stayed the night...that's also your answer to why I'm in your house."

Zhongli said while turning red from Diluc's sudden question and quickly looking away trying not to make eye contact so it wouldn't be even awkward then it already is

D "Oh shit...ah...sorry?I-Im just really confused...I n-need to go take a shower."
Z "...yea...I will take one after y-you."

Diluc left to go take a shower and Zhongli put his face in his hands out of embarrassment trying to calm himself

Z "*Ugh...why did I do thattt...*"

Zhongli thought to himself

*1 hour later*
Diluc walked back into the room with only a small white towel around his waist simply being held with one hand, water still dripping down his body , wet hair down his back some even sticking to his body that he moved out of his face with his other free hand
The second Zhongli layed his eyes upon this his face flushed bright red no longer being able to conceal his emotions his eyes lingering up and down Diluc's rock hard abs as droplets of water dripped down he was absolutely speechless couldn't even get a simple word out

D "What?...Is there a problem?"
Z "......"

Zhongli quickly took a few breaths and brought himself back to life from being so star struck from Diluc's body and at Diluc's sudden change of attitude

Z "W-What's with the c-change of attitude...weren't you just yelling at me earlier?"
D "First off I wasn't yelling...a-anyway I realized I could get something out of this situation."

Diluc said with a smirk

Z "And w-what are you inquiring?!"
D "You owe me for what you did so you will be accompanying me today."
Z "Oh~So you wanna go on a date with me?"
D "W-What?!N-No I uhm-t-thats not what I-I..."

Diluc said while his face began to blush and get flustered

Z "See your flustered.Just say you wanna go on a date with me it's
fine-"
D "Hey!You we're just like me a second ago."
Z "Uh l-let's not talk about that..."
D "J-Just go take a shower...ok."
Z "Fine,fine I will get ready for our date."
D "Stop saying that..."

Zhongli snickered as he got up to go take a shower
Another 1 hour later
Zhongli came back to the room after his shower but Diluc was no longer there Zhongli automatically thought he had just already gone down downstairs to wait for him so they avoid seeing each majorly naked again
So Zhongli quickly got dressed in a white button up shirt and put black vest with gold accents on it over it with black formal pants
Diluc being dressed in a black button up shirt with a grey vest and gold accents as well and black formal pants with a high ponytail
(There dressed like the picture above)
Zhongli then made his way down stairs to Diluc to no longer keep him waiting trying to do his hair as he walked down the stairs be he continued to fail