Shirokage: We can't just kill him!
Dabi: Not with that attitude.
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All for One: Your insolence goes too far.
Shirokage: Wrong! It can go a lot further!
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Toga: Dabi never brings anything but death and bad advice
Shirokage: That's not true
Dabi: Thank you!
Shirokage: Sometimes he brings pizza
Dabi: I hate you both
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Masami *pulled a week of all-nighters*: Bricks are d-domesticated rocks
Aizawa: Masami, I cannot make this clear enough; what. The actual. Fuck.
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Dabi: How many times have you almost gotten me killed?
Shirokage: Apparently not enough
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Shirokage: now remember, murder is never the answer
Toga: it's the question
Dabi: and the answer may or may not be yes
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Random Hero: What are you doing here? Five words or less
Shirokage: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.
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Michiko: Ever done any extreme sports?
Masami: Living
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Random Villain: You ruined my shirt!
Shirokage: Honey, it was ruined when you bought it
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Masami: W-waffles are just pancakes w-with abs
Arata: I mean, she's not wrong
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Random villain: Is anything about you real?
Shirokage: My dick
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Masami *Minor inconvenience occurs*: Why has god forsaken me?
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Michiko: Good news! There's no need to wonder where your god is cuz she's right here! And she's fresh out of mercy.
******
Shirokage: no pun intended
Villain: what pun?
Shirokage: what?
Villain: you said no pun intended
Shirokage: did I say a pun?
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Kaminari: Would you slap Bakugo for five thousand yen?
Masami: Bitch please, I'd do it for free
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Aizawa: how do you want your coffee?
Masami: as d-dark and bitter as m-my soul, please
Aizawa: .... Milk it is
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White Shadows One-Shots
Fanfiction"𝕀𝕗 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕝 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕, 𝕀'𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕔𝕖." ****** Just a bunch of one-shots for on...
