My birthdayyyy🥰

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*I'm so sorry but fuck y'all

Y'all today is my birthday it is also my dad's eight year anniversary since he's been dead. Right now I feel numb to the core.

Durk👁👁
D:Happy birthday Cuzzo you've been a real one since day one thank you for holding it down
Me: thanks d I love you I mean that's the only thing you ask me to do was to hold it down
D: you realer than some of my day ones happy birthday I got some for you.
Me: Aight

Muwop🤢
M:Happy birthday sister-in- law I love you thank you for always being there when me and Karin was having problems.
Me: you welcome bronem I love you too and thank you
M: no problem I got some for you
Me: Aight

Booka👹
B: happy birthday it's your Jordan year let's pop some bottle for you, you the realest nigga I ever met
Me: Damn nigga you got me tearing up damn
B: don't cry I love you my nigga
Me: I love you too on foenem thanks lil folks
B: no problem

Crippled nigga(memo)
M: happy birthday my realest soldier I love you more then life I'll kill and drill for you anytime and you know that.
Me: ughhhh it's my birthday don't make me cry
M: girl..... please
Me: fuck you
M: love you on folks
Me: love you too and thank you
M: np

Von💕 would like to FaceTime...
V: what's up lil folks I ain't finna be doing all this shit but lemme tell you something I'll put this dick in yo spine
Me: Von my makeup artist
V:I'm playing lil folks but you know what's up wit me
Me: what did I even do?
V: look at your notifications yeah who tf is devinhaney talm bout come home
Me: I don't know why you asking me
V: you fucked this nigga???
Me: BITCH DONT ASK ME ABOUT NO MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS ABOUT NO NIGGA
V: see hoe you getting out of line now
*one thing bout Von he not about to hold his tongue for no one he gonna give it to you raw*
Me: naw hoe you getting out of line
*y'all see why they say we twins*
V: bye bitch.
Me: bye hoe
*I hanged up*
"not you hanging up girl I know that's right". My makeup artist. "Yep I ain't got time for that but watch". I said knowing he about to call back.

Von💕 would like to FaceTime....

"See what I'm talking about". I said. "Yeah girl". She said. "This nigga went to toxic school". I said as she laughing.

Von💕 would like to FaceTime....
Me: what happened?
*Why this nigga singing 772 love by ynw melly*
V: Girl, you know I love it when I'm next to you, Ridin' through the seven seven two, The feelings that I got for you is true, So baby, let me cater to you
Me: Von..... please
V: For her I would kill, for her I would drill, She know that it's real, she know that I feel
I love when she feel
V: why I feel like you playing with my heart...
V: Let me cater to you, so baby, let me cater to you
Let me cater to you, 'cause baby, this is your day
Do anything for your love, baby, you blow me away
V: you love playing with me like I'm stupid
*He finally stop the music*
Me: nobody playing with you
"See this is why you can't date no one from the chi they so paranoid". I said to my makeup artist
V: hoe you ain't on mute
Me: oh shit my bad
V:Late night don't hang out with my guys no more
And you fine ain't gotta be finer no more
I found her ain't gotta find her no more
*He started again YALL*
Me: come on
V: I feel like you be playing with me like I'm stupid am I clown because you treat me like I'm a clown
Me: you are not a clown I promise you not
V: naw because sometimes you be acting like I can't still fuck you to sleep
Me: Von my makeup artist is here please stop
V: naw her bald headed ass can get this smoke
Me: vonnnnnn
V: Naw cause fuck that I'll have you touching your toes in seconds I need you to stop playing with me.
"I'm so sorry". I said to my makeup artist.
V:I'm coming over I'll fuck you while you have your makeup on keep on playing.
*He dead serious to y'all💀*
M:stop playing come on
*I gave my makeup artist the money and she left*
Me: I look pretty bae
V: now you wanna call me bae
Me: come on von I'm supposed to be happy on my birthday and you making me sad
V: I'm coming over
Me: von... please don't
V: either I come over to give you your gift or I come and fuck you to sleep because they both will make you happy
Me: you just wanna fuck
V: yeah but imma leave that after your party
Me: fuck you
V: I'm coming over still
Me: okay.
*I hanged up*

10 mins later
*Knock knock*
"Who's it". I said knowing damn well it's Von
"Hoe stop playin". Von said
"Bitch". I said opening the door.
"Close your eyes". He said.
*I closed them*
"Okay so you know we have been together for two years in the past". He said. "Yeah". I said
"Well I got you something". He said.
"Open your eyes". He said.
*I opened my eyes to two Chanel boxes and a white fluffy dog*
"Awww he so cuteeee". I said.
"Look at the boxes I got for you". He said.
"Von". I said cause he recording me
"Don't be shy know lil folks like you wasn't cursing me out and shit". He said.
"Is this Chanel?". I asked.
"Omgggg". I said jumping on him.
"Alright damn lil folks". He said

 He said

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"Not the matching bag with the shoes okayyy"

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"Not the matching bag with the shoes okayyy". I said. "Yeah I was going shopping for my mom I thought to buy you sum". He said. "Happy birthday bae". He said. "Awwww thank you". I said.

*India, crystal, dess, Karin, and vee all said happy birthday to me*

Momma💕
M:Hey baby happy birthday I love you and I know it's your dad anniversary but try not to think about it too much it's your birthday and you should be happy that's what he would want, love you and have a fun birthday
Me: thank you mommy and I love you
M: love you too

*Both of my grandmas called saying happy birthday to me*
*Birthday pt 2 is coming*
*I'm already getting an headache*
^LLKV ^

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