~°•Damian Wayne one-shots•°~

•🐱Kitty🐱•

In this chapter  Damian is Selina Kyle or Catwoman sidekick & son also Bruce son too(he doesn't know tho...) , he is 13-14 ,the picture ↑ is his cute costume as CatBoy i think ?but his gloves are like his robin costume but they are black , just look at gloves ↓ . [Idea of this chapter is mine]

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Damian pov :
Mom today got a meeting with Ivy and Harley and others ,so today i work alone even if mom knew i can do everything myself she still dont want to let me work without her .. Well thats sad because im on my way i heard my phone even if it's on mute , damn that's totally mom , and i was right ok lets do this.
"Hey mom , you need something "
"Oh nothing kitten i just wanted to check on you "
"Im ok mom what about you ,how is doing aunty Ivy and Harley?"
"Their fine same about me ,and kitten please pay attention i know that you're doing the work that today im not doing but batman or other Gotham vigilante's could see you so take care and if its Batman just mention about me but if its the other run dont attack call me ,ok Kitten ?"
"Of course mom don't worry , you most of the time give me this little lesson but you know that i never get caught ,right ?
"Yea i know Kitten but still pay attention "
"Yes mom i will ,have fun and say hi to aunty Ivy & Harley for me "
"Ok Kitten ,dont come home late "
I ended the call mom know that i will be at the time .i jump on the buildings to get to the museum or wtf is that ? I need to get a diamond or something like this but maybe i little surprise for mom will be not that bad heh .

Batman pov :
Today patrol is like always i saw in a  restaurants Harley , Ivy and Selina and some other female villain they are just laughing so i just pass and go to check other parts of Gotham . Tim is in cave and Dick is on the other part of Gotham doing the same as me and Jason is ..... being Jason or Red hood probably breaking someone's arm or leg . I passed a museum like others museum but i know there are even jewelry a pretty interesting museum maybe i will visit but not today , i think jump on the other buildings roof . I saw a small figure that was a building that is the nearest at the jewelry museum , or he is about to rob it or already did it . I decided to go to the small figure but they already started to run away from where he was . Im already after them .

Damian pov :
I knew someone was spying over me while i already did my work but started to run maybe he was just staying there to chill ? But who tf will have to do something on rooftop its nothing interesting there . I was running away my work is done but this big guy is after me and i think its the Batman who else would run after me ? Talia al Ghul ? Only the vigilante's but tonight is not their time to patrol this part of Gotham i learned everything about them even some moves i copied from them because they are cool even if they are not the friendly neighbors . Im happy that i got a little present for mom she will be very happy i think . This guy really don't want to stop he is still after me of course im not running to our house its stupid even with my not really long legs in some minutes i can be on the other part of Gotham city . Ok im scared he is very fast and his hand can easily grab me because he is not that far from me be calm be calm be calm be calm be calm be calm and...... He caught me ..... damn it .

(Im tired i think i will continue it at school (-_-;)・・・) ( and im writing while walking home ok let's go to the story )[and again i continued in my bed at night yea ]

He caught me and his holding my hands back I don't even try to struggle im not that strong to face the black knight of Gotham, mom sometimes call him like that yea .... Lame as fuck .he called someone i heard how he asked if someone is near him , fuck this part of Gotham is patrolled by Nightwing tonight . Ok damian its time to work
"Excuse me-" "you're excused " WHO TF SAID THAT ! Oh no ..... Its Nightwing well time to work or at least try to ."mister wayne its not that nice to hold me like that , mom would be furious if she found out " i really like to act like a fragile child but come on everyone know thats not true " and who's is you're mother ?" asked Nightwing , batman was silent he just grabbed me a little stronger not that hard actually "ever heard about Catwoman ? Yea that's my mom, Selina Kyle" i know there shocked but its pretty easy to guess im wearing a cat costume or what ? "Also Grayson , last weekend when you were at patrol you were so distracted talking with someone you didn't even notice me " i pushed a bottom , they know i know more than they think hehe "we're taking this kid to bat cave " its working better than i thought " but B , doesn't he know to much ?" Don't worry Nightwing , i will contact his mother " i dont really like him , mom really like him no she love him "if you say so B " batman let go of me and Nightwing put handcuffs on me .
~~~~~~~~~~~some time later~~~~~~~
Im in the famous bATmObiLe , and really bored soooooooo" hey Grayson , you called batman B does is state for batman or bruce ?" Surely its Bruce " its states for Bitch " i just laughed my ass of and bruce just looked with a ' I'm about to beat this bitch up ' look and im still laughing me ass off , damn he's good.
~~~~~some time later~~~~~
Wow batcave , actually i thought it would be different, its not like i imagined it all to be all pink or other bright colour but still its nothing interesting only the computer , Tt.
I saw how bruce put his cowl down yep that's Bruce Wayne , i found all the information about batfam members by myself , mom didn't tell me she is going every weekend on a date with batman a.k.a Bruce Wayne . He sat on a chair that is next to a big ass computer "this computer is bigger than my room." I said in a low voice but Grayson standing next to me heard he only snicker "so , Catboy how much you know about BatFamily ?"
To lie or say true hmmmmmm ....fuck it "everything about everyone " he looked woth disbelief " ok , but how you found out our identities ?" Today im gonna be a good boy "just how Tim found out about bruce being Batman "he looked too tired to even be shocked "so Catboy or what your name was , i called Selina she will get you , but until then you have many questions to answer " said bruce , i want to spit in his face so fucking much "ask i will answer everything " i said with my hands up .
"Is Selina your biological mother ?"
"Yes"
"Since when you started to being known as Catboy ?"
" Since im 8 "
" What's your real name "
"Damian"
"Who's you're father "
"Don't know , don't want to know "

~~~~~two hour later(←sarcasm)~~~~~~~
How many questions this prick have , my blood is boiling im still in my handcuffs I tried to say something to fuck him off so its only left me with only one option .
" Where you live ?"
"In fuck off street " i said that as i just spit in his face i know mom already is here but she won't see how i did my best trick ." Damian , damian !" That mom yay "Mom im here and im alright, but you're boyfriend here is not " she titled her head to the side a little " but he's ok " "mentally he's not, he's a fricking monster , oh and you look beautiful in that dress mother " i said more softly at the end " thanks kitten , and i know about this a long time ago " batman just a watched our little talk " Selina if he's you're son who is the father ?" Maybe i will found out too , now im standing next with bruce we both look at mom she sighs " His you're son "oh WTF ! Bruce still look at mom " mom maybe its a misunderstanding , because him can't be my father " i said pointing my finger at him " and i surely dont remember having another son " mother sighs again "Mom can we go home,im tired tomorrow we will talk " i really was tired and because of that my voice sounded more nice than i wanted it to be .
    " Ok Kitten , lets go home "

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I started to write it while i was tired the first day, than after two days I finished it and im exhausted 😶