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Unknow:
Hey babygirl!
Your daddy is here:)

You:
Wrong number.

Unknown:
Baby, I'll be your right number.

You:
What nonsense!
Who are you?

Unknown:
Your daddy, babygirl.

You:
I am telling you it's wrong number.
Stop teasing me.
Texting*

Unknown:
Even your keyboard wants me to tease you, babygirl.

You:
I ain't your babygirl!
You creepy old uncle!!

Unknown:
I ain't old.
I am your daddy with a big D.

You:
Wtf is big D!?
I bet you are 69 years old &
have wrinkles on your D.

Unknown:
.........
I don't have any wrinkles.
I can send you a photo as the proof.
( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

You:
Eww, what's this emoji!?
I don't wanna see your ugly D.
I even don't know why am I replying you.

Unknown :
'Cause you want me to be your daddy, babygirl.

You:
How did you get my number?

Unknown:
Daddy knows everything about you,babygirl.

You:
Oh god!
Are you a stalker!?
Of course, you are!!
I am gonna call the police.

Unknown:
I'll arrest you first before the police could come.
Then I'll show you the real punishment, babygirl:)

You:
-__-
You!!!
Uncle, what's your problem!?
I am like your daughter, right?

Unknown:
Who the hell is your uncle!?
It's D-A-D-D-Y.

You:
I even don't know you.
Tell me your name.

Unknown:
Daddy,babygirl.

You:
Bye, uncle.

Unknown:
Again uncle!?
You deserve a punishment, babygirl!

You:
Yeah! Gimme the punishment!
You old man!
Huh! You can't give me any punishment because you aren't even here!

Unknown:
Who said that I am not here?
Check under your bed:)

You:
........

Unknown:
Is my babygirl getting scared now?

You:
You pranked with me.
I am such a dumb to check under my bed -_-

Unknown:
Yeah but don't worry :)
Soon I'll be on your bed with you.

You:
Yeah as a dead body .
I'll be killing you in no time.

Unknown:
You already killed me with your gestures.

You:
What do you want!?

Unknown:
Your body.
Technically, your boobs & ass for research purposes:)

You:
Research on your small D first!
Then do mine!

Unknown:
Ugh, my D isn't small.
You'll choke.

You:
Yuck!
I am enough with your nonsense.
Tell me who are you or I am gonna block you.

Unknown:
I already told you.
I am your daddy.

You:
Yeah & my mommy is married.
I already have a daddy so thanks.
So , uncle go & search another woman.

Unknown:
Not veRy fuNny.
By the way, is your dad a donkey?

You:
Wth!
How dare you to insult my dad!!!

Unknown:
'Cause you have a great ass.
(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

You:
.......

Unknown:
Am I making you speechless, baby?

You:
Most of your pickup lines are done from internet.
You stealer!

Unknown:
& your face is done by makeup.
Did I complain?

You:
Now you are roasting me.
Mr. Daddy has some ego, I see.

Unknown:
That's just a reply, baby.
You are beautiful without makeup.
I know that you even don't do any makeup:)

You:
How do you know me so well?
Seriously, you are a stalker.

Unknown:
I am your daddy.
Babygirl, entertain your daddy.
He is bored.

You:
Go and play with your D.
You won't be bored then.

Unknown:
You are dying to play with my D, right?
Soon you'll be doing. Just wait , babygirl.
Have some patience!

You:
I can't be with you.
You are a horny uncle.
Listen, uncle.
I am not interested so go & search an aunty.

Unknown:
Do you have an uncle kink!?
Why are you just kept calling me an uncle?
I am young & fresh ( also don't have any wrinkles on my D.)

You:
I know man like you.
In this old age, you don't have any work so you disturb young girls .
I am going to block you.

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•To be continued•

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