Step 1: Rob a few more Paletos to get the red dongles.
Step 2: Haunt more cops and ping them your location.
Step 3: Don't forget to leave a sandwich behind.
Step 4: Never fail a hack and be loyal to Mr Lang. Gain his trust.
Step 5: Play hard to get: if Mr Lang says "I love you", don't say it back. If he demands it, just mumble something under your breath.
Step 6: Prepare to rob the city Vault.
Step 7: The pressure will be high because you'll be the crew's solo hacker, so DON'T BE NERVOUS.
Step 8: Don't practice for thermite because you don't need to.
Step 9: Prepare the getaway plan and don't be nervous. If your crew contains Raymond, Tony and Mr Lang, they will show you the best support.
Step 10: Make sure the plane for the getaway plan blows up. It's the first step to becoming a scuffboi.
Step 12: Drive to the vault and wait for Tony and Raymond to get the hostages.
Step 13: Turn on some good hacking music to help you focus.
Step 14: One-shot the first thermite door and blow Lang Buddha's mind.
Step 15: Pass the first red laptop. It's okay if you don't one-shot it, just don't break it.
Step 16: Have the second red laptop scuff out.
Step 17: Don't panic because Dean Prime will deliver you a fresh red laptop.
Step 18: One-shot the rest of the vault and lean in front of the door with Mr Lang.
Step 19: Turn on some Empty Bed and let Tony show off his driving skills on the getaway (because you suck at driving).
Step 20: It's okay if the plan goes to poop for the first time and you guys get caught.
Step 21: Lean on the wall in the prison cell with Mr Lang.
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How To Be A Criminal - With Yuno Sykk
FanfictionA guide book on how to be a top tier hacker and criminal in Los Santos by Yuno Sykk step by step. Yuno's memorable adventures in Los Santos because we're all on high copium and miss him. His legacy and what's he's done for the city and the people wi...
