8 (Stages of Trap Addiction)

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Stages of Trap Addiction

Stage 1: Confusion

"Ohayo!! Astolfo is here!"

Y/N then summoned astolfo as he smiles

"Damn she's hot"

"Y'know I'm a Guy Right?"

"Wait what?"

Stage 2: Denial

"No fucking way that's a Guy You're messing with me it's Probably miss Translation"

Y/N said

"Yea no"

Stage 3: Realization

"Oh My fucking god it's actually a Guy"

As he Looks up on the Wiki as he dies

Stage 4: Anger

"AHHH!!!"

He then Screamed out of Frustration

"Why did fate Make him a Guy again? Its Fucking better if it's a Girl He'd be my top Waifu"

He then Trows a Middle

"FUCK YOU FATE!!!"

"I'm gonna murder the dude who made astolfo a Guy"

Stage 5: Bargaining

"Look I know it's a Guy but"

Y/N said as Sa-Chan and Jalter looks at him

"And?"

They both said

"Its only 2.19%Gay right?"

Stage 6: Depression

"I can't believe I Fantasies about Astolfo..."

Stage 7: Acceptance

"Man Fuck it! If there's a Hole there's a Way!!! Its not gay If you Focus on the ass Just don't Focus on the Dick!"

Stage 8: Degeneration

Y/N then walks in Astolfo room without him noticing as he was about to talked to him about the Presidential Meeting

"Astolf-"

He then walked into Astolfo Dressing as a Bunny Girl/boy? As he just Look at Astolfo

"Master... Get out... Or get weird..."

Astolfo said Calmly

"Astolfo-Chan"

"Jokes on you... I'm into that shit!!"

Astolfo them backs off cause this wasn't the plan

"W-w-wait I thought you were just gonna walk away but not this!"

A/N:

Its only 2.19%Gay Brothers! And that don't look gay!

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