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Peter
Oh my webs Ned! I'm so sorry I didn't reply! My phone broke when I hit the latest building and I lost all my contacts!
???
You broke your phone hitting a building?!
Peter
The building was in my way! It hit me!
???
Ok? How hurt are you?
Peter
I'm fine Ned!
???
I'm not Ned
Peter
Webs
???
You say that a lot
Wait...
Is that your way of swearing?
Peter
Yeah so?
???
How old are you?
Peter
Stranger danger
???
Fine I'll find out myself
Peter
Good luck with that
One hour later
???
Kid?
Peter
Not a kid
???
Fine.
Person.
Why can't I hack you?
Peter
Cuz I stopped you
And that statement right there
That's just plain creepy
???
How?
Peter
Magic
???
Really?
Peter
What? No!
Also I'm bored save me
???
You're bored?
With what?
Peter
School
???
Ugh school is the worst
Peter
Exactly which is why I'm gonna give you a name
What do you like?
???
Well I'm a billionaire with an amazing job and I love my kid and coffee
Peter
Coffee?
???
Can't live without it
Peter
So you have coffee every morning?
???
Ehhhhh every minute
Peter
EVERY MINUTE?!?! 0-0
???
Yeah you don't?
Peter
...
???
Wow you really are a kid
Peter
You're Lord of the Beans now
???
What?
>Peter has renamed ??? to Lord of the Beans<
Lord of the Beans
Okay then
I almighty Lord of the Beans dub thee
Anonymous Kid
Peter
I am not a-
>Lord of the Beans has renamed Peter to Anonymous Kid<
Anonymous Kid
-kid....
Lord of the Beans
You are now
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Fanfiction"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned.... except it's not Ned. Instead it's Tony, and chaos soon ensues. Looking for weird names, random texts, everyone acting like small childre...
