Ignore the last chapter, that was just my fun way to make an author's note no longer boring.
Birb 1
Guys!
Help!
Green Thumb
With what?
Snowfield
No
Birb 1
I'm annoyed at SRL and she's annoyed at me, so I took out my hearing aides
Anonymous Kid
Wait, you're deaf?
That's awesome!
Birb 1
Yeah, anyway, SRL apparently learned ASL and she's just signing her annoyance at me!
Anonymous Kid
Which is really hard to ignore because it's lots of movement
Birb 1
Exactly!
Birb 2
Have fun with that
Snowfield
You're dead
WGW
Definitely
SRL
There's nowhere to hide Birb 1
There's no point in trying
Anonymous Kid
What did you even do?
Captain Language
Whatever you do, don't try to face her
Green Thumb
It wouldn't be a smart move
Lady of the Beans
I wouldn't be able to stop her
Sparky Sparky Boom Boom
DON'T BE DUMB BIRB 1
Birb 1
I'M TRYING NOT TO BE!
Lord of the Beans
Well try harder
Birb 2
Quick!
Follow these rules!
Rules to deal with SRLs:
1. Don't look her in the eyes
2. No sudden movements
3. Try to make yourself seem bigger
4. If that doesn't work, play dead
Anonymous Kid
Aren't those the rules for a wild animal?
Birb 2
Exactly.
SRL
BIRB 1
Where is it!
Birb 1
YOU ARE READING
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