Lord of the Beans
Kid!
Why'd you do that?!
Anonymous Kid
Do what?
Lord of the Beans
You blew up my house!
Anonymous Kid
No I didnt
I'm not even online
Lord of the Beans
You set a trap!
Anonymous Kid
*shrug* maybe it was someone else?
Lord of the Beans
There's no one else on the server
Anonymous Kid
...
Webs
Lord of the Beans
So you did do it!
Anonymous Kid
Yes
But hey, when life hands you lemons make
lemonade
Lord of the Beans
What lemons?!?!
Besides I don't like being handed things
Anonymous Kid
...
Then what do you do when someone tries
to hand you something?
Lord of the Beans
Ignore them
Besides, they're used to it by now
Especially... um
... Sadness
Anonymous Kid
His real name is Sadness?
Lord of the Beans
Nope
Anonymous Kid
Huh
So you never get handed things?
Lord of the Beans
Not if I can avoid it
Anonymous Kid
How do you live this way?
Lord of the Beans
I just do
???
LoB get off Minecraft and get over here
Anonymous Kid
Nothing!

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