after what seemed like hours, they all finally landed in the depressing, ugly, gloomy city known as moscow. they all filed into the limousines pain called and rushed over to the hospital. naruto did not hold himself back from enjoying the benefits to the limousine during this stressful time.
when they finally reached the hospital, they all rushed in, elene and levani in the front leading the group. the russian citizens recognized him and some asked him for autographs, while others threw their underwear at him. nonetheless, he persisted and kept moving forwards. after trampling several russian nurses, the group made it to mananas room.
"excuse me, but only direct family members can en-" the nurse started in russian but was pushed back by the board as they entered the room. "gadi qalo!" gia yelled, "ox ox es rusebi". they saw manana laying on her hospital bed, holding a marao and glaring at a weirdly pale man with a shit ton of purple eyeshadow on.
"bebo!" screamed elene and ana as they rushed over to hug her. "chemo natvris xeov, rogor grdznobt tavs" levani says while getting on his knees and holding her manicured hand. manana was immediately moved to tears by this act, "shen rom gxedav chemo levaniko egreve kargat vxdebi".
suddenly, they hear a loud whirring noise outside. they all look towards the window and see a helicopter flying towards the hopsital. not just the hospital, but mananas room. the helicopter stops right outside of her window, and from it emerge misha and genadi. the room fills with silence as they process what just happened. naruto murmurs do georgians usually do this stuff and luka shrugs. "dao ra dagemarta eseti?" misha said as he jumped through the window, genadi falling shortly behind. "shens asakshi eset ragaceebs nu aketeb she bebero kaco" said elene.
"MISHIKOO" manana started screaming and gestures for him to come over and hug her. "genadi..." she added after seeing her other brother.
"vovas ar davurekot?" misha asked. manana nods as she finally remembers her husband who's out traveling the world while writing his famous book series, which was inspired by manana.
misha hands over his phone as vova picks up the call. "xo misha, mixvedi?" a sound of an old megreli man is heard through the phone. "aba ra dzmisgulo, modi shen cols daelaparake exla".
"manana dzvirpaso rogor xar chemo sixarulo?" asked vova. "ravi siyvarulo. exla yvelaperi kargataa chemi ori sayvareli kaci ro mestumra. levani and misha" manana said smiling. vovas face dropped. suddenly, he heard a familiar voice in the background chit-chat of the hospital room. "ar mitxra ro eg yevgenia" he said angrily. "eseti shedevri kaci sxva vin unda iyos?" hissed yevgeni with a smirk". he then took out xaladeci from his skirt filling the entire room with the smell of jelly meat, and started eating it.
"she nabichvaro, chem cols emuqrebi mag xaladecit?!" he screamed out angrily. "vaime ra iyo dawynardi dzmao" misha said "yevgenim atria manana savantyopomde". when vova heard this, he broke out into song, and then all the men joined him.
as the room filled with the beautiful manly harmonies and the melodic strums of Misha's trusty panduri, everyone started dancing a long. levani was of course leading, and when Manana saw this she was so moved, before even thinking her body jumped out of her hospital bed and started dancing. everyone gasped at the sight.
"bebo uket xar?!" elene screamed with happiness. As they rejoice with the discovery, luka suddenly gets a notification on his phone from formulaoriginals on facebook. His jaw drops as his reads the test.
"xalxno cudi ambavi maqvs" he said and the whole room turned to face him. Manana stopped her dance to look at her grandson. "ra iyo lukacho?" she asked with concern written all over her face.
"omi..." he said and a shiver ran up his spine, "omi...daiwyo. gori daipryves.". There was a moment of silence and then the calm broke. "AHHHHH" Misha screamed, followed by his sister and the rest of his family. gia grabbed lukas shoulders and shook him "ra omi xo ar gaaprine?!" he yelled, "abkhazeti ar iyo sakmarisi?".
"we have to do something" levani says as he takes his sword out. "vaime deda!" yevgeni screams as he sees the metal blade emerge from its sheath.
"we need to discuss what we should do.. but we're not safe here.." pain says with a deep frown on his face.
"do not worry painovich, i know just the right place." says yevgeny while packing up his xaladeci and straightening out his skirt.
"are you thinking what i'm thinking?" says Manana, as they share a look with devious glints in their eyes.
"yes sister." yevgeny slithers. everyone in the room looks at each other, wondering what they're talking about. "get your skirts and headscarves ladies, cuz we are going to church." he smirks.
naruto looks outside and sees the nurses glaring through the window. "uhh guys.. there seems to be a problem."
"what did american say?" says genadi. nika translates. the whole room turns to look at the approaching nurses who have now seemed to have heard the news.
"YEVGNENY!!" screams Misha. "yes i'm on it" says yevgeny as he glides to the door and wirh a swift motions rips his skirt off and holds it up with both arms covering entryway. "everyone arm yourselves! grab the xaladeci!!"
as his skirt rips off, multiple plates of xaladeci fly out and land on the ground without breaking. the men grab the plates and start throwing them at the nurses. naruto, being a confused american, starts eating the xaladeci. unbeknownst to him, this dish was specially made for those who grew up in post soviet countries.
"NO NARUTO!" screams nika, as he sees what his friend has done.
naruto looks down at his hands as dark course hairs emerge from what was once fine blonde american hair. he feels himself getting taller and his lust for arayi growing.
nika looks horrified while everyone else is too preoccupied by either throwing the xaladeci or boarding Misha's helicopter. "naruto.. are you okay?!"
"me arvici naruto vin ari..." a deep gravelly voice rumbles and fills the room. even the nurses stop to look at him. "me var zviad kuramashvili." he says as he burst loud laughter.
maias eyes widen as she remembers her friends back in america. she pictures their red and blonde hair and blue eyes which will probably be filled with rage, once they see what happened to their son. his transformation. his georgification.
A/N: hey guys!! sorry we've been gone for so long, a civil war broke out in our country and we had no food, water, or electricity for 4 years. we're finally safe now so we're happy to bring back georgification to you :) hope you enjoyed that plot twist! ;)
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georgification
Fanfictiona story where (some) of the naruto characters are georgian and they do georgian things.
