CHAPTER 8

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"IM NOT MAKING DINNER,"

"BUT YOUR COOKING IS SO GOOD Y/N, PLEASE," wil pleaded slouching behind me, do i really have to cook for 15+ people?

"FINE, WHAT DO U WANT THEN? AND YOURE HELPING ME," i walked over to the fridge and opened it to see nothing but a few caprisuns and a bag of apples, i turned around and shouted to everyone, "WHOS COMING TO THE SHOPS?"

i heard a few 'mes' coming from the living room and just as i was going to get my shoes i heard shouting and a giant thud on the floor i quickly spun around. tommy, ranboo and tubbo lay in a pile on top of each other, all excessively groaning in pain

"why did u push me down the stairs tubbo... you dickhead,"

"WHAT, i didn't ranboo told me to hurry up if we wanted to go to the shops,"

i looked at ranboo to see him dusting himself off, perfectly fine since he landed on both of the boys and then burst out laughing while choking out words,

"w-wAit tommY yOu like- aHA suMmersauLted  down the stAirS anD tubBo yOur fa-ace,"

even ranboo explaining made me snicker

"right get up or you're not going to the shops, WIL CM-,"

"here," he popped out of nowhere then slid his arm on my waist, "you guys ready?"

a chorus of 'yess' came out and we all ran out of the door

"SHOTGUN,"

"uh no tommy, adults in the front, be polite," wil said coming over to my side of the car and opening it for me, "m'lady,"

"thank you good sir," i said pecking his cheek, making his face red

"stop flirting and get in the car," tommy groaned

"wha-"

"tommy you wouldn't know what flirting is even if it was right in front of you," i said putting my seatbelt on

"HOW DARE YOU, IVE DATED PLENTY OF WOMEN AND FLIRTED WITH THEM YOU FUCK FACE, YOU LISA SIMPSON LOOKING BITCH,"

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"tubbo look," tommy whispered, tubbo turned to see what he wanted then gasped

"OH MY GOD...A MINECRAFT BEE,"

"LOOK, A MINECRAFT SPIDER ASWELL, IM NAMING IT SHROUD,"

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"wil wil wil w-,"

"yes y/n," he said impatiently

"can u buy me this," i showed him a ukulele and stickers and he looked at me with awe in his eyes, "and can you teach me how to play it?..."

"yes yes a million times yes," he wrapped his arms around me then he placed his chin on my head

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"can we get pizza?"tubbo asked

"no tubbo, what about lasagna?"

"spaghetti," ranboo blurted out

"what?"
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"that'll be 69 dollars and 80 pence please," the cashier said

i heard snickering behind me and it was tommy who thought that was hilarious then tubbo started mocking the cashier by saying 'dOhLaRs' wil pulled out his wallet going to pay until i barged in

"no ill pay," i pulled out my card

"nuh uh," wil payed the lady and she glared at tubbo making us grab our bags quickly and run out of the store

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