After throwing that fake ass pope out...
(Y/N): That takes care of things.
You walked out of the church and saw the girls.
(Y/N): You guys some with your little fight?
Aqua: If it weren't for you guys, we wouldn't have had this huge bill!
(Y/N): Bill?
Darkness: All the damages coated quite a bit.
(Y/N): Dont bother paying for it.
Girls: Huh?
(Y/N): This town sucks. Haven't had a bit of enjoyment in this vacation.
Ludwig showed up with Kirk and Miller.
Ludwig: This whole town can kiss my ass.
Miller: Let's leave. I'm tired of this place too.
Kirk: Yeah...
Pope: There he is! The demon!
(Y/N): Demon? Im no demon, if anything your the demon! You've been defiling Aqua's name!
Pope: What?! Me?!
(Y/N): Im sure Lady-Aqua would hate you guys not worshipping her and using her name for money instead!
Girl: You know what? You're actually right!
Pope: Huh?!
Guy 1: Youre the demon!
Pope: Ahh!!! Stay away!
He was running away from everyone in town. You watched as he ran from the others in the distance.
Ludwig: Problem solved. Oh, I forgot to tell you! I saw this guy poisoning the water.
Aqua: What?!
(Y/N): We should help them.
Ludwig: After all the crap they put us through?! Hell no!
(Y/N): Come on... *grabs the collar of his shirt*
You dragged him off to where you saw the guy poisoning the water.
(Y/N): You there!
???: Huh?! Oh hey! Have you tried our soap?!
(Y/N): You're not fooling me. What up with you poisoning the water anyways? I don't like me either but still.
Hans: So you know? I am Hans the slime of hell.
Wiz: Hans?!
Hans: Wiz? What are you doing here?
(Y/N): A slime? Im sure I can find some way to beat you.
Hans: What?! Do you think you can beat me?
(Y/N): Maybe. Ludwig?
Ludwig: Hell yeah.
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
Hans: Haha! I don't know what you were planning to gain from that!
(Y/N): *loads gun* This should work.
Pow!
He froze and he looked like some random dude in ice.
(Y/N): I bet if we shattered this he'd be dead for sure.
Miller: Got it... *pushes car key button*
Then you saw a missile hit the ice and blem him up.
(Y/N): Damn.
Kirk: Having all this stuff in a fantasy world is kinda op.
(Y/N): As long as it gets the job done quickly and easily.
Miller: *pushes another button*
Then the Kaz-mobile drove up and everyone got in to drive to the hotel. Everyone got their bags and flew off the same as last time...
(Y/N): This whole vacation has been shit...
Megumin: Can we watch Shrek 2?!
(Y/N): Um, sure.
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Fanfiction(Y/N), a guy sent to war on a stealth mission finds himself in a bind. But how will he respond when given the chance to be reincarnated into another world with a special power or item? I do not own any art, music, and/or franchises that appear in th...
