Gryffindor lads, ladies, and non-binary frensss 🥰👹
Leprechaunman:
GUYS
I'M PREGNANT
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
wHaT?
Leprechaunman:
I'M PREGNANT
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
YOURE NOT PREGNANT
Mr. Commentator:
🚪🦶 *busts in* WAIT
WHO'S PREGNANT
Leprechaunman:
ME!
Thing1:
Congratulations 🥳🥳🥳
Thing2:
Damn it Freddie I was supposed to say that
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
He's nOT pregnant 😐👊
Leprechaunman:
Easy, Y/n, I'm with a c h i l d
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
You're NOT with a child
Dean the jellybean:
IM GONNA BE A DAD
Mione the smart bitch:
You're not going to be a dad, Dean, neither are you, Seamus!
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
Thank you, Mione
Dean the jellybean:
Then who's gonna teach the little guy/gal/non-binary child how to ride a bike???
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
Okay, you go in there 👉🚪 and do your art okay?
Dean the jellybean:
BUT SEAMUS WHENS THE BABY DU -asdsaj
Dean the jellybean is offline
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
YOU, FOLLOW ME
Calm down Seamus, you're not pregnant
Leprechaunman:
BUTWHYAMISOMOODYANNAUSEOUS?
Thing1:
✋ I think its the morning sickness :/
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
Seamus. You're a boy
Leprechaunman:
youre right.. Im a boy, its scientifically impossible -
OW
Fuckoffandletmelivemylife:
WHAT NOW
Leprechaunman:
I THINK IT JUST KICKED
YOU ARE READING
Her Adorable Idiot | Harry x reader (SOCIAL MEDIA FIC)
RandomThe Multiverse Theory suggests that there are other universes beyond our reach. Some have the Avengers, some are broken and can never be fixed, and some have gods whom to us are mere myths. In this one Wizards exist, yes, folks, magic. So what you'r...
