I bit the cop

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Annabeth and Will bailing Percy and Nico out of jail: WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO GET ARRESTED

Percy calmly: we were at McDonald's and a guy said something homophobic to Nico so I punched him cause I adopted Nico as my little brother

Annabeth: Oh okay that's a good reason

Percy : yeah

Will: But that doesn't explain why Nico got arrested

Nico: I bit a cop in the hand cause they tried to take Percy away

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