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Who's the Leader

Annabeth: So we all know why we're all here, right?

Piper: We need to distinguish a leader since Jason and Percy can't get along.

Leo: Yeah, I don't want them creating hurricanes to destroy the ship one day into this quest.

Percy: What? We get along great, don't we, Jason?

Jason:....yeah!

Hazel: It's not a dictatorship, you know? Everyone could have an equal part of being leader.

Everyone: NOO0!

Leo: Besides, we all know who really should be leader here. *winks*

Piper: stares at him No.

Leo: Oh, come on! I'm mature and responsible!

Frank: Are you though?

Piper: Why don't we nominate each other? Like official election or something?

Leo: THAT'S NOT FAIR ALL Y'ALL COUPLES ARE GOING TO BE VOTING FOR EACH OTHER

Hazel: Oh, that's not true

Leo: Really, Hazel? Look me in the eye and tell me that Percy isn't gonna nominate Annabeth because she's all smart and amazing and always manages to look cool while fighting monsters

Percy: I wouldn't nominate her for that, I would say that she's a natural leader and we need her

Percy: Also we would be dead in the first few seconds if she wasn't there

Annabeth: And all those other factors...?

Percy: Yeah, yeah, that too

~tImE jUMP~

Piper: Can we make a decision? We've been here for two hours

Leo: I TOLD YOU ALL TO VOTE TEAM LEO

Piper: We just like living, okay?

Hazel: Besides, winking doesn't get you very far if you're Leo

Frank: Shouldn't we vote someone who has a lot of experience?

Piper: Well, Percy AND Jason did fight a Titan, so they'e equal there.

Jason: Annabeth.

Annabeth, who has been silently observing this debate: What?

Jason: No. I don't want to deal with all this bickering. Annabeth's leader.

*Everyone agreeing*

Leo: I guess Annabeth could take my place as leader

Annabeth: Hey, I don't take what's already mine.