Part Three: Crème de la Crème

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Liked by jackharlow and 94,927 others | 1,846 Comments@imvenus I bet you want me baby ✨

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Liked by jackharlow and 94,927 others | 1,846 Comments
@imvenus I bet you want me baby ✨

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@lilnasx he does
@imvenus @lilnasx  If you don't 🙄

@rayofsunshine Ur so hot 😮‍💨
@imvenus @rayofsunshine You're hotter best friend 😏

@dojacat They sittin pretty!
@imvenus @dojacat 😘

@jackharlow Who took the pic? 🤨
@imvenus @jackharlow My tripod. Why you worryin bout that?? 🤔
@jackharlow @imvenus Making sure you're still single
@imvenus @jackharlow Why?
jackharlow @imvenus So I can shoot my shot again
@user1 @jackharlow again???
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Hey pretty girl

Muse <3
How'd you get my number Jack? 🤨

Jackman
Aw you still have mine memorized
Jackman
Who else?

Muse <3
Swear I'm gonna kill him
Muse <3
What's up tho?
Muse <3
Or should I say what's poppin? 😏

Jackman:
Corny ass
Jackman:
Your jokes got worse

Muse <3
I get my humor from you idiot 🙄

Jackman:
Hell nah. I have a refined taste in humor

Muse <3
Yeah yeah whatever. Oooh can you do me a favor?

Jackman
If I say yes you have to let me take you out

Muse <3
Fine, whatever
Muse <3
You think you can hook me up with Pete Davidson?

Jackman
You're so hilarious Venus
Jackman
Funniest shit I heard all day

Muse <3
I'm not laughing...

Jackman
But I am
Jackman
So you really not talkin to anyone? Dating? Seeing?

Muse <3
Damn so you just gon ignore my favor 😔
Muse <3
No to all 3

Jackman
Awww you haven't been with anyone since me

Muse <3
I haven't dated anyone since you
Muse <3
But I've had my back blown out since you

Jackman
That doesn't sit right with me

Muse <3
Jealous? 😏

Jackman
Maybe a little
Jackman
But I know I'm the best of the best

Muse <3
How tf would you know that??

Jackman
I just know
Jackman
I mean look at me
Jackman
You said I got more fine 😉

Muse <3
Bitch
Muse <3
DO YOU FOLLOW MY SPAM ACCOUNT???

Jackman
Yea
Jackman
Since last year

Muse <3
Hoooow

Jackman
I follow Montero's spam and I went through his following
Jackman
You chose such an obvious user lmao

Muse <3
You don't follow me

Jackman
I do on MY spam account

Muse <3
I'm so—
Muse <3
I hate you

Jackman
You love me
Jackman
In a platonic of course
Jackman
Unless 👀
Read at 11:46 pm

Jackman
Don't leave me on read, it just confirms my suspicions 😉

Muse <3
Goodnight Jackman 🙄

Jackman
Goodnight buttercup 😘
Read at 11:50 pm
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Montero 💙

jack's baby mama
MONTERO LAMAR HILL
jack's baby mama
I cannot BELIEVE you gave my EX BOYFRIEND MY NUMBER

Montero 💙
you're welcome

jack's baby mama
I'm NOT THANKING YOU
jack's baby mama
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT????

Montero 💙
why not?
Montero 💙
you still got feelings for him 🙄

jack's baby mama
I do NOT

Montero 💙
your spam user is literally the pet name he called you when you two were together 🤨

jack's baby mama
Did you know that he follows my spam

Montero 💙
uh yeah
Montero 💙
missionaryboi

jack's baby mama
Y'all get on my nerves
jack's baby mama
What's your end game? 😡

Montero 💙
to reunite the happy couple ❤️

jack's baby mama
Happy couple?! We're just starting off as friends!

Montero 💙
lmao you can fool everyone else but you can't fool little ol me
Montero 💙
you want that man to fold your back like a chair again i can tell

jack's baby mama
I'm not even gonna entertain that message

Montero 💙
fair enough. go entertain yourself in jack's bed then

jack's baby mama
Montero!
jack's baby mama
I'm done with both of y'all, goodnight!

Montero 💙
goodnight jack's baby mama

jack's baby mama
You both can kiss my ass
Read at 11:58 pm

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